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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Fear on Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:40 pm

    The goods brought in the dough, huh? For some reason, though Fear was wise enough not to say it, he severely doubted Kev's self-confidence. Had the alien always been this delusional? Well, then again, he was smitten by an omnicidal superfiend... Right, best not to go down that rabbit hole. The helmeted ghoul instead kept his focus dead-set on all the sinners racing around their dodgem. Destroying things was far easier on the mind than an existential crisis.

    "Oh, oh! Get this one too!"

    Hark, another victim lost soul requiring of his guidance!

    To run from the law (Kev notwithstanding) was a grave mistake. Like a moth to flame, it only attracted Judge Fear's diligence even more, to the point where everything else vacated his thoughts (again, Kev notwithstanding). "You think to flee my judicial gaze, sssinner!?" he screamed with delight. The hunt, the thrill, the ensuing death! Wait, no... Death was off the board this time, but a good thrashing wasn't. By the time Kev had already caught up with the offender and was moving in for the figurative kill, Judge Fear had already cocked back a fist. "The sssentence for your poor driving isss - !"

    Wham!

    SsscreeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEECH...!

    CRUNCH!

    Was there really a need to finish the thought?
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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:52 am

    Who wants to chase the white rabbit into a lovely hole of an existential crisis, when they can ram into cars and create mass chaos? An interesting way to spend the day, but Kev was practically over the moon by this point! Even after giving himself a welt as a souvenir. The two of them were salvaging this date, enjoying their time together and channeling Fear's uh...'special interests' into something that wasn't full of murder and bloodshed! The lean man's chest felt airy as if his insides had been replaced by cotton. Working as a team like this was wonderful!

    An ecstatic giggle burst from the alien's mind at the ghoul's shriek, an odd reaction since most would be rather fearful after such an explanation. Indeed, the car that served as their prey carried a very frightened driver who wanted to escape the corpse man as best he could. But with Kev at the wheel and Fear as his muscle, the young teenager would find no escape in sight. The sentence was given, a firm fist slamming against the metal and sending the driver spinning out! A sizable dent was left in the wake of his punch, and the dodge'em managed to clip another before it too hit the outer barrier. A high-pitched squeal sounded from their prey, the teen shrinking into his seat and refusing to leave his corner. "You got him good! I don't think he'll be a repeat offender~!" He snickered.

    Of course, their antics had not gone unnoticed. "Hey!" A firm voice sounded over to P.A. system, belonging to the attendant who scowled at them from beyond the bumper arena. "What did I say? Keep hands and arms inside the car at all times!" She chastised with narrowed eyes. Once could have been seen as an accident, but twice? It caught her attention big time.

    "Sss..." Kev hissed softly, wincing as he shared a glance with his partner. "Damn, we've been spotted. What is our move now, sir?" Did they press their luck and continue? Or did they behave like good little cadets? Despite the situation, he felt a little prickle of anticipation go up and down his spine. How exciting!


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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Fear on Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:05 pm

    ...What on God's green earth was that cotton-feeling?

    It took all of Judge Fear's willpower to refrain from clawing his rotten innards out. At least Kev seemed to be enjoying himself, though. Just listen to the little tadpole giggle! "Hu hu hu..." The alien's bubbly laughter was positively contagious, but not everyone shared his delight. Up ahead, beyond the screeching of rubber and metal rails, the ride attendant had noticed their little 'stunt'. "Pah!" The helmeted superfiend waved her off dismissively. "It'sss jussst dodgemsss," he rasped, annoyed. It's not like they were playing bloody rugby, now, were they? Still, rules were rules; as much as Judge Fear wanted to commandeer the steering wheel and run over a couple of fleshy speed bumps, a certain someone would be miffed. A reluctant sigh escaped him. "Eh, it'sss not worth the trouble, Kev," Judge Fear ultimately decided. "At eassse with your risssing anticipation before you actually do manage to kill sssomeone." On second thought, that wasn't an entirely bad idea...

    Ah well, their fates were in Kev's hands now, as scary as the notion was. The ghoul complied by tucking both of his gangly limbs inside their car, further eating up whatever room Kev had previously enjoyed. "Let'sss go a few more lapsss and ssshoot nasssty glaresss at people. After that, we can ssstop for a bite, what do you sssay?" Not like he could eat anything, but it sure beat getting in trouble with park security.
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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Kev on Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:18 am

    Hearing Fear's slightly goofy chuckle made the alien even happier! It was official; dodgems was his favorite attraction at the park. Without fail, it always served to be a great time. Adrenaline, well-intentioned rough housing, and one of the only times Kev ever had a chance to 'drive'. The only downside was...this attendant woman. Scales bristling like a pinecone, the reptile found himself just as annoyed as the ghoul, though no less apprehensive. This was his first date with his boyfriend! Cut a guy a bit of slack! But alas, rules were rules and arguing with her might get them kicked out or something. Now wouldn't that be a fine way to end a date? Aside from a brief stink eye as they passed her by, he heeded the Judge's words with a small nod. "Yes sir."

    As the eyes of this bumper car, Kev couldn't exactly close his eyes to meditate as he usually would. The driver must be attentive! Instead, his fingers wove around the steering wheel snuggly, focusing on the feeling. The little bumps and indents beneath his hands that indicated where one must put their grip. Breathing came in deep and easy. Their car made a wide circle around the others, who kept their distance and shot little stinky eyes of their own. He ignored them and not even the return of Fear's big green grippers could distract him from the task at hand. You know what would though?

    "Let'sss go a few more lapsss and ssshoot nasssty glaresss at people. After that, we can ssstop for a bite, what do you sssay?"

    "Squee~!" A delighted trill rumbled inside of their bumper. Attention drifting off the 'road', he glanced behind himself to look into Fear's helm slits and glowing ocularea. "I say that sounds like a wonderful idea! This is why you're the brains of this power couple~."


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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Fear on Thu May 25, 2017 4:27 pm

    Look at the alien, getting all annoyed. Bristling scales distracted Fear's insatiable bloodlust for the time being. "At eassse, cadet," he urged with a level hiss. "Rulesss are rulesss, and you would rather enjoy a full day of carnival revelry than be ousssted early, no?" Considering they paid a sum of money to enjoy all the amusement park had to offer, it'd be such a waste getting tossed out because neither of them showed restraint. Out of an uncharacteristic stroke of mercy, the Dark Judge lightly patted Kev on his irritable, scaly head. "Fear not! The day isss ssstill young and there are many opportunitiesss to purge a few sssinnersss later. Everything in due time, yesss?" A rather sagely thing of him to say. When it came to stringing all their little ducks in a row, Judge Fear was the more cognizant of the two. Except, you know, when it came to outright murder. Then he was little more than a single-minded, one-man wrecking crew who'd stop at nothing.

    "I say that sounds like a wonderful idea! This is why you're the brains of this power couple~."

    See?

    "Quite right~!" A grotesque hand casually reached over and corrected the steering wheel, guiding their steel coffin away from any and all potential accidents. As fun as it'd be plowing sinners over and dragging their bloodied bodies into unrecognizable fleshy pulps, something told the helmeted ghoul that would be a very hefty liability claim. Nobody had time for a lawsuit, not even undead lawmen! Otherworldly eyes remained fastened ahead as Kev fawned away. "Bloody hell, how long doesss a round of dodgemsss lassst, anyway? I don't remember it being thisss long." It was awfully cramped in this tinny matchbox!
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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Kev on Sun May 28, 2017 4:06 pm

    "At eassse, cadet,"

    Fear's words managed to lessen the intensity of Kev's stinkeye, as well as smooth out his bristly scales. The ghoul had a point. They still had more things to do on this date, there was no use letting it end here! And besides, wouldn't that just be ironic to practically get away with murder, only to be tossed out of the amusement park because of an attitude? His grip on the wheel lessening, Kev's mood only brightened at the pat upon his head! Any errant scale quickly found its proper place as the alien pressed his skull against the Judge's large hand. It was a little gross, sure, but he found he did not mind the stench or chill and spongey feel of Fear's skin! "You're absolutely right, sir~! Everything in due time. No need to get upset over a little bit of rule enforcement! We can still have a fun time together." The lanky ghoul really could be quite wise!

    Luckily for the both of them, Judge Fear had the mindfulness to grab a hold of the steering wheel and keep it on track as the alien swooned against his chest. Hearing the ghoul offer ideas for what to do on their date was just...very nice! After a content noise rumbled from the scaly man, he returned his attention to the track properly. No crashing deaths today! "I'm not sure! I can't remember how long they lasted the last few times I was here..." It honestly felt like anywhere between forever and not long enough! However, it seemed their time was coming to an end as before they could bump into another car, every little dodgem slowed to a crawl.

    "Please wait until every car has come to a full stop before unbuckling and leaving in an orderly fashion." The attendant's voice rang over the intercom again, eyes attentive for anybody who would dart out before they were ready to. Such a thing would be quite reckless!

    It didn't take long at all for every car to come to a still. The clicks of unbuckled seat belts echoed around them, and Kev heeded the call by unbuckling the two of them as well. Seeing how Fear couldn't exactly hop out with an alien on his lap, he gave one of the ghoul's knees a brief pat. "Just give me a moment to squirm out, and then you'll be free!" The ride had been enjoyable, even if it was a wee bit cramped! Cautious not to smack his head into the helm again, he slowly rose up, legs untangling from Fear's longer ones, and edged them out of the kart. Once both of his feet found the smooth floor, it became that much easier to pull himself up and out of the kart. He stepped out for Fear to join him, but not before a hand reached out, palm up, offering to give his date a bit of support. Both blue eyes stared back into the glowing slits of the Judge's helm, the alien pleased after the ride together. Any past unpleasantness had been forgotten.


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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Fear on Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:42 pm

    Oh god... Give the alien even the tiniest - the tiniest - amount of positive interaction, and Kev was suddenly a triathlon champion. An unsettling amount of distress crept up the helmeted ghoul's decrepit spine as he tried his utmost hardest not to squirm and display visible signs of anxiety. It was bloody hard, though... The warm, fuzzy sensation bubbling in his sunken chest was mostly to thank! Loathe to admit, Judge Fear truly was a fool. He glanced away, troubled, and focused on the present. "Mrrrgh... Y-Yesss, fun together, mm." C... Could the superfiend be killed with kindness? Because, honestly, this was probably what it'd feel like.

    ...Was this how Death regarded Mrs. Gunderson?

    "Please wait until every car has come to a full stop before unbuckling and leaving in an orderly fashion."

    Oh right, the dodgems. No longer perplexed by Kev's swooning and seeming inability to not exude misery, Judge Fear decided it was much better (and more productive) to bury the majority of his newfound existential crisis. Again, that proved bloody hard...

    A pat on his bony knee...

    The inviting offer of a chivalrous hand...

    If the superfiend wished to forget he was currently on a date, Kev wasn't letting him. "..." Well, too late to really moan and groan about things now, eh wot? A sigh escaped Judge Fear's lifeless breast, stale and quiet, as he accepted his doomed fate. Grotesque fingers hesitantly wrapped around Kev's with an icy-cold squeeeeeeeze, entirely dwarfing the alien's hand, and Judge Fear rigidly stood upright and unfurled his lankly extremities with all the grace and fluidity of a dying spider. "Mm, thank you," he rasped quietly, stepping out of their dodgem. Freedom had come with a price - one that Judge Fear wasn't certain he liked paying. Regardless, his unspoken discomfort was fairly negligible. Otherworldly eyes glanced to some random point in no particular, their hands separating (he largely saw to that), and a familiar hiss reverberated throughout the air. "Right, then. I sssuppossse you are hungry?" Sunlight or not, the superfiend couldn't imagine it being very appetizing. Kev would surely want something with a bit of flavour, no? "Bessst get to the food court with posssthassste; the linesss will sssoon be unbearable." Much like something else he knew...
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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Kev on Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:34 pm

    As Kev's mood skyrocketed up, the ghoul's seemed to drop. It was as though the two of them were balanced precariously on a set of scales. Fear's uncharacteristic stammering drew his attention, and it was hard for the alien to ignore the distress throbbing from his side of the bond. The Judge caused distress, he didn't exude it like a fine perfume! Scaly cheeks brightened, warming as the mouthless alien considered what to do. Perhaps tone down the enthusiasm? But...it was so hard. Here they were, on their first date together and starting to enjoy it! At least...Kev certainly was. It seemed that only another murder spree could even these scales, but the badge in his pocket reminded him that this would not occur. Perhaps a spot of patience would make the answer clear. ...And maybe trying not to be so obnoxious with his glee!

    Of course, such a thing was easier said than done as Kev was quite the touchy feely lover and he couldn't help but to give Fear certain affections as he stepped out of the car. The sigh earned an encouraging look from his buggy eyes before he felt the Judge's far larger hand envelop his own. It was like slipping on a glove made of chilly leather! A tight one at that! Wisely keeping any complaints to a minimum, he merely nodded to himself and remained a steady anchor as the corpse shuffled his way out of the seat. "You're welcome!" He almost seemed to chirp. Lanky limbs unfurled and stretched to their usual length, the ghoul loomed over his date. How strange it was, to think he'd been sitting on the lap of such a tall man for the past several minutes. Admittedly, it wasn't something he found himself opposed to, but the separation of their hands jogged the scaly man out of his thoughts. Emotions later, right now they were off to the concessions!

    Kev's hand that had been so easily swallowed up by the ghoul's was held close to his chest as he looked up at the other's iron helm. "Yes sir, I think some food will be nice! I'll find the nearest area on the map..." Reaching into a pocket, he withdraw the folded and slightly crumpled paper and flattened it out the best he could with his two hands. Squinting at the pictures and words written on it, the alien easily identified their current position at the dodgems! Only a bit more scrutiny was needed to find an area with food nearby. Several choices to pick from, by the looks of it. Looking to Fear like an obedient cadet, he gestured to the paper and made it crinkle. "I've figured it out, we have to go straight across from here til we find a fork in the path, and we go left." Eyeing the concession choices, he started to step forward and lead the way but not without peeking over a shoulder. "If there's anything you think looks tasty or that you might want, I could try to eat it for you and you could enjoy the taste through me."


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    Re: Roller Coaster Of Love

    Post by Fear on Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:35 pm

    "Sss... Sss... Sss..."

    The happier Kev became, even if just a little bit, the more distressed Judge Fear grew. This... How... Why... Kev was not a creature of natural means! Truly, the little alien was toeing the line between clumsy mortal and horribly insane worshiper of the elder gods.

    "If there's anything you think looks tasty or that you might want, I could try to eat it for you and you could enjoy the taste through me."

    Huh? Oh right, food.

    Bones and joints creaked and groaned loudly as the towering superfiend followed after. "I require no sssussstenance," Judge Fear rasped, true to form. Additionally, he couldn't quite remember what carnivals had to offer, nor how they'd rightfully taste. Perhaps this was his chance? With a low, pensive hum in his emaciated throat, the Dark Judge reached his conclusion. "I would like to try... either a funnel cake or fried cheesssse curdsss," he answered. Ooh, maybe even fried pickles! Unfortunately for the superfiend, Kev had a rather... bizarre (and inconvenient) disability when it came to food: the alien had no mouth! So, other than slushies and maybe nacho cheese sauce, what could Kev really snack on? Judge Fear naturally voiced this concern. "How are you going to eat? Are you going to masssh your meal into a barely-recognizable, abhorrent passste?" That... didn't sound particularly appetizing, no. "Hm... perhapsss we did not think thisss through very well." If push came to shove, there was always a refreshing fizzy drink.

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