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    Professor Crowley

    Post by Crowley on Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:24 pm

    Time: 10:02am
    Date: 14/01/15

    Oh yes. Professor Crowley was right. What a brilliant title. She'd just agreed to call him that, and he hadn't even had to get a degree first. Crowley did a little jig in full view of anyone walking past while he waited by the designated park bench for Livewire to arrive. They'd talked a bit, and this seemed to be the best place for lessons, since if people didn't like what they were hearing, they were free to just walk on by, and the teacher and student wouldn't be blocking other patrons like they would be at a restaurant. The park also didn't have rules about no shirt no shoes no service, so that made some of the teaching points easier to get across. But yes.

    Crowley made himself sit still on the bench, willing passersby to not notice the bentley hanging part way out of the tree directly across the path from where he sat. It would keep until the lesson was done, and it hadn't harmed any of the branches, so he wouldn't get in trouble for that. Though he was still confused how he'd managed to drive it into a tree in the middle of the park without hitting anyone or breaking any trees. But that was immaterial! He'd dressed up in his best suit for this, and as such sat very carefully on the bone dry bench, that would remain bone dry no matter how much rain happened around them. Being full of fire all the time had advantages, after all. And his best suit was a deliberate choice made because he looked the best stripping out of it out of all of his suits. The fact that all of his suits were made out of energy was also immaterial! Shut up, narrator!
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    Re: Professor Crowley

    Post by Livewire on Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:03 pm

    Professor indeed.   To be honest, Livewire up to this point had resigned herself to the fact that chances were no one would ever take the time to explain this topic to her.  Yes, she had gone through the anatomy books and yes she knew all of the bits and pieces involved in basic reproduction from the organs to the chemicals, but that didn’t explain to her the biggest problem she had with it:

    Why was it always talked about so much?

    The child realized that she was considered “too young” to understand this topic, but that didn’t counter the fact that sex was an important part of the cultures and interactions of almost everyone she knew and was close to!  She wouldn’t be using this knowledge for herself, as it was quite impossible and she had no interest in that, but she just wanted to understand.  Livewire was well aware of the fact that her age and experiences left her ignorant.  This might be a strange place to start gaining knowledge, but she had also been trying to figure out what this was for three years now.  The basics and mechanics she knew, but how it related to the people she loved was lost to her.

    Her reasons in mind and notebook in hand, Livewire made her way across the park’s grass towards the spot.  She glanced around for any sign of Crowley, but it would be her first glance upwards that revealed his presence.  Crowley, your car is in a tree.  How…how did…   She didn’t know.  She really, really didn’t, but it didn’t bother her too much.  The child was rather fond of Crowley’s car, as she saw it as more elegant and interesting than the taxi cab she transformed into.  But car admiration could happen another time, for class was about to begin.   And there was the professor, sitting on the bench and all dressed up.  Livewire wished to herself that she had worn something a bit nicer than her sweater and scarf, but too late now.  She approached him with a smile and a simple, “Hey, professor!”
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    Re: Professor Crowley

    Post by Crowley on Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:25 pm

    And there was his little student. Little being a not-so-accurate word because really, they were almost the same height, and from what he'd heard she was probably quite a bit heavier than him. "Hey student! Sit, sit." Patting the bench next to him with one hand, he was fairly bouncing up and down. This was gonna be fun, really really fun. He'd never taught anybody about this stuff before, usually the people he could actually stand talking to already knew all about it. That probably had something to do with the urge to do naughty things to them, since they were reasonable company. That was not the case here, which was a decidedly odd feeling. An odd, interesting feeling.

    Crowley noted the notebook she had in her hand and grinned. She was going all out on this class thing. "Where would you rather start? Body parts, which gives me the opportunity to strip out of my clothes and draw on previous experience as a male escort, or babies and stuff? I don't have babies handy, but I can fetch one if I need to." Bouncy Crowley is bouncy, and obviously very much enjoying the possibilities of the future conversation and/or conversations to follow after this one. "Or we could start with the background stuff, like what the point of a male escort is, now that I've brought up their existence."
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    Re: Professor Crowley

    Post by Livewire on Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:37 pm

    Yes, here she was.  Livewire grinned happily and took the seat beside Crowley on the bench.  It creaked slightly under her weight, but the metal child had long since learned how to distribute herself so as to not just fall through the park benches.  It took some trial and error early on, but she’d figured it out eventually.  Though her 4’5 frame was small, the density of her frame put her in over 400 pounds in this form alone.  She had to be veeeery careful when cuddling with people because of this, and roughhousing was pretty much not an option unless she wanted to pinch someone’s finger off.  

    Livewire took in each word of Crowley’s question, already firmly in the mindset of absorbing everything that would be told to her during this.  Most of her learning she had taught herself with the many, many hours spent in the library, so taking in the information from an instructor was new to her.  Especially on a topic like this!  The books gave her all of the anatomy, the physical and chemical processes and the how, but all of her reading had not been able to explain to her the why.  She was familiar with the body parts and the baby-making had already been explained (by Ridley, of all people), but what was this about a male escort?  She didn’t…have the foggiest clue what that was.   “How about the background?  I think our lesson might turn out really short if you grabbed a baby.”  And of course, it would be just Livewire’s luck that a man pushing a baby carriage would walk behind the bench at that very moment.  With a startled huff he rolled his way past quickly, leaving the child to a moment of embarrassment.   “whoops…”

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