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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by K.A.R.R. on Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:41 am

    Bone shattered and fractured over the vehicle's nose as he rammed through the skeleton, its form buckling and falling forward. Good, now if only there was something that this creature was weak against. As KARR quickly scanned the monstrous creature of bone, he soon found there was nothing to be used against the creature, save for its bony structure. Although, the creature was made of fire and the farm had gallons of water pumping through lines for irrigation. If that could be redirected towards their adversary...

    The AI did not have time to finish his thought, a torrent of fire raining down upon his body in a blaze of yellow and red. Immediately his systems cried out alarms, the heat too much for his pyrolasctic lamination. Seconds later parts of his paneling were set ablaze, fire hungrily eating at his body at a rapid pace. "Damn!" he hissed, turning his optics to Judge Fear. Surprisingly he was down one knee, immobile. Was he not a champion of undeath? Surely this setback would not be enough to stop him.

    "Judge Fear!" KARR called out, racing towards him before skidding to a stop, his body angled to shield the judge should there be another rain of fire. The dust now that blanketed the ghouls' robes in a thick layer would most likely aid him as well. "Farms have irrigation lines filled with gallons of water. If we can reroute those onto this creature, perhaps we can hold the upper hand while it is shocked." He advised.  The Dark Judge could not stay there forever and await his body's demise, he was a champion of the undead, a lawman who served the one true justice!

    "Go, find the lines and some hoses. I will keep him distracted." KARR commanded before racing away in a cloud of dust and flame. Circling the monstrosity, his systems aimed upon the cracked bone he had rammed into earlier, curving about before charging headlong into the skeleton a second time.

    DP:0/15
    HP:77/120
    AP:1/17

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    --KARR's body is heavily armored and backed by a powerful turbine engine allowing him to be able to drive straight through reinforced cement walls and other barriers easily. It can be safe to assume that if the the AI has no trouble breaking through walls, he will have no qualms with driving straight through a fleshy body if they don't get out of the way.

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:41 am

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Fear on Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:12 am

    Foolish mortal, do not mistake the Dark Judge's brief reprieve as a sign of cowardice and withdrawal.

    Judge Fear had heard the transcended sinner's laugh with sharp clarity and the ghoul liked not a lick of it. Anger was not a foreign emotion but the grave had taught patience and discipline; the Dark Judge kept his mind level, despite wanting nothing more than to obliterate this aberration. He will wait, he will observe. The destruction of this vessel had been predicted long ago and already the fiend felt his stamina returning with every passing second. A very tedious and time-consuming process, however.

    Screeeech!

    K.A.R.R. wrote:"Judge Fear!"
    The vehicle was still here, hmm? Judge Fear glanced up and took notice of K.A.R.R.'s determination while in the face of their insurmountable odds. Time and time again it was continuing to prove that machines were valuable tools, if not allies. "A fitting tactic," he hissed with a nod. Not even Judge Fire could disagree. "Of this my battered vessel can still do." The time for recuperation has now passed and the Dark Judge, although looking worse for wear, rose. Now covered in dirt and this body's own decayed juices, the ghoul brushed off any lingering flames eating away at his uniform and quickly fled the scene. There were many things he wanted to say, in particular about the vehicle's actions, but that shall have to wait. Judge Fear left the immediate combat zone and did not look back.

    He had an irrigation system to find.




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    Action: Finding the irrigation line
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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Universal NPC on Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:57 am

    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! YES! BURRRN!" The skeleton roared, absolutely beside himself with delight over the vehicle's fate. To think that earlier it was spouting such haughty remarks, that he should be the one to die... Vengeance was sweet, as would be this victory. Flames rolled from the two toned Trans-Am as it raced away, driving towards the still keeling ghoul. He could hear the vehicle's pep talk quite well, giving another laugh as it suggested they attack with water from the irrigation lines.

    "FOOLS! MERE WATER SHALL NOT DEFEAT ME! YOUR STRUGGLE IS FRUITLESS, WHY NOT SUCCUMB TO THE DEMISE THAT YOU STUBBORNLY PREACH!" The skeleton jeered, smoke and fire curling from its bony jaws. Look how the undead murderer retreated so swiftly, leaving the vehicle and himself all alone. "YOUR ALLY WILL ABANDON YOU, HE KNOWS HE CANNOT KILL ME!" The skeleton's sneering tone was punctuated with a curling of his bony talons, ribs fluttering and clattering together in unison like the many teeth of a xylophone. Regardless of his statement the vehicle still adamantly charged at him, only knicking his frame and sending a cloud of bony dust into the air. The skeleton could sense the car's apprehension, fear fueled by the flames that danced over its form. yes, it too would fall soon enough.

    Another bout of cruel laughter rang out from the beast's bony chest, slamming his claws down onto the vehicle as it raced around.

    FINAL FORM: RAGE OF THE DEAD
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    Bony Talons: 1c/1d each
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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:57 am

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by K.A.R.R. on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:17 pm

    from his rear optics the AI could see Judge Fear running off to find the water main, quickly disappearing from the fighting field. Good, the sooner he found that water, the faster they could finish this creature off. It seemed that the skeleton had heard of KARR's plan as well, for soon after there was a round of raucous laughter and sharp jeers. Perhaps the Dark Judge would abandon him, perhaps not. Though so long as the AI held the ghoul in his scanners, he knew what he was doing at all times during his search.

    Thankfully the fires were beginning to subside already, smoke curling from the car's body as he continued to circle about the skeleton. However, with that observation came a more worrisome one, his power packs were dwindling rapidly as well. KARR's turbines whined and fluctuated with the reduced power flow, his speed reducing just long enough for the abomination to take advantage of the AI's circumstance. Claws stabbed and raked into his MBS, furthering the damage done by the fires. And here the AI thought that he would not need servicing for a long time.

    Regardless, he still had enough power to keep fighting. Swerving around, KARR took advantage of the dusty ground, stirring great clouds of dust as he drove around. Soon they were thick enough that seeing through them would be the equivalent of trying to look for a grey object in a thick fog. For the AI however, his optics did not require a constantly clear atmosphere to see clearly, his infrared optics seeing the blazing creature as clear as the sun on a cloudless day.

    Once certain that the skeleton was unable to see him clearly, KARR altered his trajectory and sideswiped his adversary across their bony back.

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:17 pm

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Fear on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:12 pm

    If he had ever wondered what it would have been like being pitted against Judge Fire, this was not far from it. In truth, he much preferred his brother's flamboyant nature directed at other targets. The Dark Judge rounded one of the house's numerous corners and had yet to see some makeshift irrigation in sight. Where would these sinners have placed their - aha! Judge Fear chanced upon a coiled up hose and rushed for it, not deterred at however flimsy and thin it may be. It will have to do as K.A.R.R. had no other alternative! He grabbed as much as he could and the Dark Judge wasted no time. Not a moment too soon, either.

    Sinner wrote:"YOUR ALLY WILL ABANDON YOU, HE KNOWS HE CANNOT KILL ME!"
    "Correction, I have come to properly judge you, sinner," did the stubborn Dark Judge hiss. If they could not fight fire with fire, then so be it! Judge Fear held up the hose's nozzle directly level with their raucous opponent, the ghoul removing his foot to release an incredible amount of built-up pressure. Their foe never stood a chance.

    FRRRRSSSSSSSH...!

    Gallons upon gallons of water eagerly greeted the flaming behemoth and the sinner was quickly overpowered. As for the Dark Judge and his scrawny frame? Judge Fear had slightly been jerked back as the pressure reached its climax but was otherwise still firmly upright. He kept a diligent grip on the unruly tubing and did not yield. "Get away from the sinner, K.A.R.R.! You have suffered far too much damage; use long-range weaponry!" the fiend ordered. Use your laser, fire an explosive, or shift into reverse. but do something other than stand in this foul creature's direct path! On the plus side, Judge Fear was happy he never chose to become a fireman back when he had been alive.




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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Universal NPC on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:20 pm

    Despite the clouds of thick dust that rolled up from the vehicle as it passed, the skeletal demon retained a fiery glimmer in its constantly burning eyes. Another delighted, shrill laugh erupted from it's bones as his claws raked down the vehicle's paneling, completely uncaring of the Judge's lack of presence. At least, until they finally spoke once more. With a crackle of hellish flame the bony assailant whipped about to face the ghoul, embers curling from between charred teeth. "JUDGEMENT? HAH!" He shrieked, pointing a bleached talon at him even as the hose was raised. "WHAT JUDGEMENT DO YOU THINK TO MUSTER WITH A SIMPLE GARDEN HOSE?"

    A question soon after with a spray of pressurized water to his face, steam hissing from his body in great white clouds. Any retort the skeleton had thought to make was reduced to a frenzied gurgle, limbs thrashing wildly in the air as he struggled to break free of the watery torrent. Once a short reprieve was gained, the only sound to exit his mouth was an outraged scream. "HOW DAAAARRRRE YOU!"

    For now that would be the only thing coming out of its mouth, as the skeletal abomination was too overwhelmed with water to find the strength to fight back.

    FINAL FORM: RAGE OF THE DEAD
    HP:52/100

    WAAAAATEEEER!: Stunned for one turn. For every turn the hose is set on RAGE OF THE DEAD, he suffers three die of damage.


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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:20 pm

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by K.A.R.R. on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:46 pm

    Judge fear wrote:"Correction, I have come to properly judge you, sinner,"
    At last, backup had indeed arrived. If the AI could cast an accomplished sneer at the skeleton he would, instead resigning to the Dark Judge's order to retreat for now. Turning about the car shot out of the dust cloud, turning about to slide to a stop next to the Dark Judge as he pointed the newly found hose at the creature. At last something of use to be gained from this insufferable venture. If he had known there were farmers this stubborn about avengint their loved ones he would have never opted to take over a farm in the first place.

    However, there was one fatal flaw in the Dark Judge's command. Much like Judge fear's body was lacking in necessary strength, the AI was lacking in a few choice functions. "I have no ranged weaponry available to use. The laser is spent from earlier use and my other offensive functions are disabled from the anomaly." KARR reported, his processors working frantically for a solution. Sooner or later the skeleton would recover from the initial blast...

    KARR's scanners turned towards the house and the barn, searching through them on X-ray mode to try and detect any left over weaponry that the militia man had not pulled out yet before his transformation had occurred.

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:46 pm

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Fear on Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:26 pm

    What judgement? What judgement...? You haven't been paying attention for a drokking second, have you?

    Hearing the sinner curse and thrash was music to the Dark Judge's ears, and he momentarily put a stop to the flow of water. "You know, you sound just like my brother," he remarked with mild amusement. Judge Fire never could live down being forced around the Smokatorium by nothing more than an average sprinkler system. Never mind that it had been the Mega City-One Judges behind the whole shebang. The ghoul lifted his foot off the hose and resumed spraying, clearly enjoying himself while doing so. He had a request for the sinner and that was, "Scream it again." While you threaten to melt a city down to its foundations, as well?

    K.A.R.R. wrote:"I have no ranged weaponry available to use. The laser is spent from earlier use and my other offensive functions are disabled from the anomaly."
    Hmm? The vehicle didn't have any of those upgrades unlocked...?

    "..." Then why in the name of everything undead did they spend so much money on K.A.R.R.'s supposed repairs!? If the Dark Judge still had a face that could be viewed and was not up for current debate, Judge Fear would have sent K.A.R.R. a most murderous glare. Perhaps in a few months' time that shall become a pleasant reality. "The prototype in the future of automotive advancement, wasn't it?" the ghoul reiterated flatly, sounding none too impressed. K.A.R.R., there were times when Judge Fear wished you were alive.




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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by System on Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:26 pm

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    Re: Such Country, Very Banjo

    Post by Universal NPC on Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:13 am

    Gurgling and screaming ceased as the torrent of icy liquid stopped, steam boiling from the skeleton's frame and the fires that burned so brightly before were now reduced to tiny flickering cinders along his ribs and eye sockets. An irritated hiss escaped the creature's bony teeth as he heard the Judge's comment. "I AM NO ONE'S BROTHER!" He roared, before water overtook his body again in a powerful spray.

    "WAAAAATTAAAAER!" The skeleton shrieked, flailing blindly before managing to get a short advantage over the relentless torrent. "I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST!" Another roar from the skeletal abomination as steam began to boil higher where flames once did. Mock him will they? The so-called Judge and his car would soon taste the sting of the medicine they so sought to preach. Bony claws struck forth from the billowing clouds of steam, curved and pointed to rip part both undead and vehicle alike!

    Even in his enraged strikes however, the creature could feel himself weakening. Bones cracked from the sudden change in temperature and all too soon did he know that his time on this world was soon to come to an end. If he were to be destroyed, they too would go with him!

    FINAL FORM: RAGE OF THE DEAD
    HP:45/100

    Bony Talons: 2c/1d each
    Target: KARR and Judge fear


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