"Hello, citizens. I just want to give you a lovely, little update about Sanctuary shenanigans. In order to ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, I humbly ask that you please refrain from bringing in crack characters that serve no purpose. This includes: RPers, one-day attachments, and otherwise out-of-place plebeians. While some of you may heartily disagree, this is for others who can enjoy the same space as you so that I can torture you all at my whim everyone is happy. A happy Portal Breach is a Portal Breach that gets bacon-wrapped weenies. That's all for now!

Best regards,

Portal-X.

PS: Zurg, have a buttface courtesy of this handsome stud." *wink*

--Note: crack characters are not banned, but if you want to bring them in please do so with consent of others. An admin is preferred.

Please refrain from bringing roleplayers into the chatbox. I don't want to have to enforce this and make it an actual rule, but I REALLY, STRONGLY DISCOURAGE IT. If roleplayers enter the chatbox and characters interact with them and pretty much break the fourth wall and/or use the roleplayer simply for their own ends and means, it ruins the roleplaying experience and just adds confusion. So... DON'T DO IT.

Thank you.