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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 3:38 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by Lawrence on Tue May 24, 2011 4:15 am

    Lawrence was swatted out of his hiding place, though that particular strike didn't seem as savage as Proxy's earlier ones. He smirked to himself as he stood up again, that meant the other robot was weakening. Looking down at the Ice Shrieker, it seemed the weapon was usable once again, and so he took aim.

    Before the butler fired, though, he responded to Proxy's ranting. "And yet, that someone with a better nature still loves that evil man. That would imply that there's something there beyond the 'evil' he so flamboyantly displays for all the world to see. It's not his fault or mine that you are too blinded to see it."

    Another three shots rang from the Ice Shrieker, aiming for both of Proxy's arms and one foot.

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    Ice Shrieker will freeze in 7 shots.

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 4:15 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by [INACT.] P|20XY on Tue May 24, 2011 4:22 am

    Rat! Tat! Tat!

    And that was that, Proxy's systems completely shutting down and going offline. No... No! He could not be losing, he could not! Panic and dread flashed across the robot's operating system and Proxy defiantly tried to hang on. Anything, anything he could muster he desperately tried to grasp to. Only it was to no avail, and the robot felt his limbs starting to wane in power, his processors slowing down. He only had enough power to utter a single phrase and Proxy chose his next few words carefully. "You no good, metaaaal baaaaastuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd...." Proxy shut down entirely and the fight was over. Or... was it?

    Something sparked from within the robot's chassis, and a prompt executed itself within the robot's system.

    Back-up Power: initiating....

    Rebooting in 3.... 2.... 1....


    Suddenly a stored charge from within Proxy's battery cells ignited and only luck would tell if the robot's reserve powers would work or not.

    (( 0/170 HEALTH ))
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    Emergency Recharge: When KO'd or killed, Proxy can attempt to flip two coins. If both HIT, he gains 20% of his HP back. If one HITs, he gains 10% HP back. If none, it fails, and it costs 5 AP in total.
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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 4:22 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by [INACT.] P|20XY on Tue May 24, 2011 4:28 am

    Success! Proxy came back online and the robot groggily rose to his limbs. Ugh, it would seem that the power was not enough, however, and the robot could barely remain upright without resorting to using all his remaining strength. He... He was online, though, and that's all that mattered. No way would the robot let Lawrence-Minion knock him out. No way. Weakly and stubbornly, Proxy issued a slurred retort. "You haven't one yeERROR, Lawrence-BastERROR." At this level of damage Proxy's voice fluctuated in tone wildly and the robot found it insanely hard to resume normal speech functions. Blasted butler bot... if Proxy could have only taken that gun away sooner!

    Ah, but wait! Something evil sparked within Proxy's mind and the larger robot shambled closer, his hands and feet nearly giving out beneath him as he trudged onwards. If Lawrence thought to have the last laugh then the job was eternally on him. Proxy didn't wait or explain himself, he simply reached out for Lawrence's gun and tried to take it away. And once he took it away he did the meanest thing possible.

    He completely and utterly destroyed it. Victory be damned!

    (( 17/170 HEALTH ))
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    ((Forget to specify what happens! If the attack works, Lawrence's gun is completely destroyed! But if it misses, he can repair it.))


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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 4:28 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by Lawrence on Tue May 24, 2011 4:47 am

    Lawrence cursed under his breath as it seemed Proxy had a spare charge remaining. It didn't look like much of one, but it was enough for the larger machine to steal the Ice Shrieker. The second he realized what Proxy was trying to do, the butler rushed forward in a shoulder charge and knocked him over, retrieving the weapon.

    Thankfully only one of the outer cooling coils had just been pulled loose and not damaged. Lawrence pushed it back into place, before reacquiring his target. Blue optics narrowed to slits stared down at Proxy, right now the only sign of the butler's rage. Once again the Ice Shrieker sang, but only twice this time as it had taken a bit to repair it.

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 4:47 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by [INACT.] P|20XY on Tue May 24, 2011 5:21 am

    Pop! Pop!

    And again, Proxy had been knocked back onto his chest, his arms wobbling like poorly aligned wheels on an automobile. Must... not... give up! Despite crumpled before the face of the victory, Proxy once more rose to his towering height and almost teetered. Keep it together, keep it together. Diverge all power to remaining online! At the prompt Proxy lumbered ahead again, his eye winking and hydraulics hissing, but he would not concede and admit defeat. That wasn't in his programming, and the butler bot can chalk that similarity up to NOS-4-A2 if Lawrence bloody well pleased. "I wooool not give uuuuuuoooop..." Proxy slurred determinedly.

    Out of lethargic desperation the robot lunged out with a heavy arm and attempted to destroy Lawrence's weapon for the last time. The only difference was that Proxy yanked it and tried to beat the butler upside the head with it. Irony would be a great remedy after Proxy came through his recovery.

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    ((Same as before! If this attack works, Lawrence's gun is destroyed! But if miss, well, you get the idea.))
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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 5:21 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by Lawrence on Tue May 24, 2011 5:39 am

    The focusing crystal at the end of the Ice Shrieker shattered as Proxy smacked Lawrence upside the head with it. But if he thought it would demoralize the butler, he had another thing coming. The growl of rage that emerged from Lawrence's vocalizer was nothing short of unholy, and his optics now glowed a menacing red. There would be pain in the next few seconds, and the larger machine was about to be on the receiving end.

    Lawrence reared back and nailed Proxy's optic with a vicious left hook. He followed up with another shoulder charge to knock him over and finished with a savage kick to the bigger robot's head.

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    ((eh, we'll just say the left hook hit, how about that?))


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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by System on Tue May 24, 2011 5:39 am

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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by [INACT.] P|20XY on Tue May 24, 2011 5:52 am

    Ha-ha! Proxy had the last, final laugh as the weapon had been at last dismantled. Oh, how the robot would record and play back that lasting image of the focusing crystal shattering upon Lawrence-Butler's head. It would bring Proxy comfort days to come as the robot knew its fight had come to an end. Proxy ducked to avoid the shoulder charge, and he clamped his head into his body, but the left hook was what did it with a mighty BAM! Justice had been served, ladies and gentlemen of the jury!

    There was a great pop somewhere within Proxy's head and the large robot fell. Fell, and landed upon the floor with a great, tumultuous slam. All 777lbs of him. If Lawrence didn't think that no one within the shop would notice, he would have to quickly recalculate his exit strategy. If Jo were around she would have surely heard that topple, so he better cough up a quick cover story or store Proxy's body somewhere! All 777lbs of him, too.

    Proxy, in the meanwhile, had entered sleep mode to conserve power and the robot would be having very good dreams tonight.

    ((Awww, this fight was such a blow-out, but good match! Lawrence sure did kick Proxy's metallic chassis just fine! I smell a rematch, though...))
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    Re: Not having a good day...

    Post by Lawrence on Tue May 24, 2011 6:05 am

    And with a mighty swing, Proxy went down and stayed there. If Lawrence had any spit, he probably would have spat upon his fallen opponent out of sheer principle. Zurg had given him that weapon, dammit! Well, he would keep this Ice Shrieker's remains as a keepsake, and hopefully the Evil Emperor would either give him a new one or let him design one. He stooped down and gathered what was left of the weapon, placing it into his internal storage.

    As his coolant systems quickly got his temperature back to normal levels, and his optics faded back to their typical blue, Lawrence just sort of sighed. There was no way Jo hadn't heard or felt that crash if she was around, so there was no point in running or trying to hide the evidence. Even if he did, when Proxy came back online again, he would tell Jo anyway.

    So, the butler found a miraculously undamaged chair in one corner and sat down in it, sliding his optics closed and waiting patiently to face Jo's wrath.

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