It was around day time when Jana had made her way through the city, this time in cyborg. Many of her last endeavors ended up in her attacking someone in search of food. Thankfully, she had just had a meal a few hours ago, so hunger was no longer a problem. Now that was replaced with something else. She had the urge to steal anything that she could. She had gotten deeper and deeper into the darkness as time went by, and was practically fully engulfed. The cyborg had to steal something, or blow something up, and now!

Walking through the city, she had crept into many places (mainly NPC run shops) when she came upon Zims Superior Haircuts.

"Why don't I pay my old friend a visit...." She opened the door to the haircuttery.

Zim was, take a guess, deep inside his lair. The smeet-launcher he had been working on was long since done, a prototype given to Jana on the day of her birth. Now, Zim was creating a new weapon. A weapon to amplify his voice and burn eardrums with the pure lyrical awesome of his VOICE!

Unlike the people in the city, Zim was not affected by Mr. Dark. Why? He was Zim. He was at his worst 24/7. Gir himself was in the corner, giggling and hugging a piggy. Him and those PIGGIES.

"Sir? The cyborg girl is here." His computer sighed, sounding ever bored. Zim looked up from his tinkering questioningly.

"EH?! What's she doing here? That scruffy hair of her's is too SHORT to do....THINGS with!" Zim scoffed. After all, most people seemed to come over for hair things and nothing more.

"I don't KNOW. I don't read MINDS. Maybe she's here to have some more of those pointless fights you two have!" The computer said with another beleaguered sigh. Oh, the fights of Jana and Zim. So annoying. and yet no one interfered.

Zim 'hmm'ed and rubbed his chin. He hadn't had an exhilarating fight with Jana in a while. NOT that he missed her at all. The mighty Zim missed no one. He made a final 'hm' to himself and activated a tube, being transported to the level above and stepping out of the trashcan. Gir stayed down below where he was. Zim cackled and looking at Jana smugly.

"HELLO, Jana. What brings you here?"

Jana rocked back and forth on her heels as she waited for Zim to come. She looked down at her watch a couple times, and when he didn't come, she walked around, stopping at one of the hair cutting areas. "....so many hair supplies" she picked up a curling iron and turned it on, watching it heat up.

It was heating up quickly, so Jana turned it off and set it down on the table. She picked up a pair of scissors, that looked as if they were way too big for little Zim. She was surprised he didn't lop off his own hands while giving other hair cuts.

Not long after, she heard the sound of the trashcan lid closing, and spun around. Sure enough, her loudmouthed "friend" was there.

"Hello, Zimmy~" she waved to him. "I came to visit you, why else would I have come?"

So she HAD come to visit! But Zim just put his hands on his hips and let out a laugh. "YES, of course, I KNEW THAT! I was just testing you!" Oh Zim, such a large ego. Zim tried to remember the last time anyone had visited....and found that he couldn't even remember what today was.

One thing he DID know for sure was that it was April, and he snickered evilly as he remembered what happened roughly a year ago. "Do you still have that tattooo, Jana?" The snicker erupted into a full on cackle as he gripped his sides. Oh how delicious it was when she first saw that tattoo!

It was a good thing for Jana they didn't switch themselves up again this year. He had been planning an elaborate tattoo design to go on her face. and it'd say "Derp derp derp Jana's an idiot and belongs to Zim."

Jana just crossed her arms, and rolled her eye at Zim. "Oh, of course you were testing me." she knocked on his head with her nuckles. "So, what exactly are you doing with a hair salon? I don't know why anyone would trust you near their head with scissors."

She scanned the room, noting how everything in the room seemed completely normal. In fact, the only thing unnormal about the place were the doors, and the random toilet and trashcan just kind of hanging out in the middle of the room.

The mention of a certain tattoo broke her thoughts. "Oh yes, that tattoo." she growled, but smiled. "I still have it, so I can always remember you buy it~" she pat his head. "Who wouldn't want to forget you."

Zim scowled at Jana, and her skepticism, and her manly, meaty knuckles bonking on his head. Disrespectful, as always! He was an Irken INVADER slash BARBER! He deserved some respect by now.

He scoffed a little at her question and shrugged. "Don't ask me. Irk, I was just sitting in my lair, scheming, when SUDDENLY, I could feel it moving! I investigate, and saw it was put here, instead of the wastelands, and decorated like a barbershop. Seeing how this is PORTAL BREACH, I do not question it..." Besides, it also CLEVERLY HIDES my lair! NO ONE EXPECTS EVIL LAIRS UNDER BARBERSHOPS, just like they NEVER expect the Spanish Inquisition!

He cackled conspiratorially to himself at his brain-thought. He looked at Jana and raised his antennae at her questioning. How...mood-swingy. Growling and smiling. But that was human female for you!"No one can forget ZIM. I make sure of it!" He was currently making some plans for a branding object, to brand his name on people he owned. Like Jana!

"I've HAD CUSTOMERS by the way! And I did a WONDERFUL barber..job...THING!"

That was PB for you. There never seemed to be a dull day, something either zany or down right stupid occuring on the Breach. It was no wonder newbies would get freaked out when first arriving.

"I agree. A load and obnoxious midget is hard for anyone to forget." She put her hand on Zims head to support her body.

"Costumers? Comin' here? I don't know if I believe you.." she smiled "I wouldn't exactly trust you near my head with scissors. Let alone something like a branding object."

Zim moved around from underneath Jana's hand, impatiently. He was no one's hand stool...thing! And then, she called him....a midget. He growled, and instantly activated his Pak-legs, dislodging Jana's hand and allowing him to tower over her with a triumphant smirk.

"Does THIS look like a midget to YOU?!" He declared, cackling as he moved around on his pak-legs. He was no smelly midget, he was ZIM!

He quickly gave her an odd look though. "ZIM has had no costumers in here! It is not a parade! If you mean CUSTOMERS, I have so, it was Jo and Zippy!" He laughed, crossing his arms smugly. Although he quickly gave her a suspicious once over. She knew of the branding objects?! Hmm...

Was calling him a midget a good idea? Apparently not. Was it worth it? It totally was. Those were more or less the thoughts that went through Jana's brain as Zim activated his PAK legs, making the young girl fall over and land on her rump. She looked a bit uneasy at being stared down at, but the feeling quickly subsided. She watched as Zim walked around the room on his PAK legs.

"That's what I said, costomer!" curse her and her failure to pronounce things right, and for Zims pointedly making fun of her for it. "And that's it? Only Jo and Zippy?" she asked from her spot on the ground "Seems like you'd have more than just two at such a wonderful establishment." she chuckled.

"And as for your height...." she started, smirking up at Zim. "The bigger they are, the harder they fall!" She ran over to Zim and slid under his PAK legs, pulling two of the legs with her.

"Damn you, its CUSTOMER! You should have stayed in skool!" He chided with a cackle, although he sneered at her once again. Why did she so love to insult him?!

"Perhaps I WOULD have more than them, except that a LOT of people here HAVE NO HAIR TENTACLES. Zurg, no hair. The demon, hair, but it is going away! Arrow, no hair. Robots, no hair. THOSE TWO ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH HAIR! Except for you, if that PORCUPINE HEAD counts as hair!" Zim ranted, with the usual wild hand gestures. All gestures stopped when made her pun.

"You could do better Jana, that's weEEEEEEEEEEAAAAKKKK!!!" Zim chastised, right before Jana had kicked his legs out from behind him, and he toppled over with a tremendous crash. He crashed right into he sink of one of his chairs, and he leapt out of it with a hiss. Luckily, there was no water in it.

He looked at Jana Looked into her eyes with an angry look and said.....

"That pun was horrible! DO BETTER!"

"One, that is what I said, and two, Skool is for stupids who can't teach themselves." Jana said, matter of factly, sticking her tongue out at Zim. Real mature Jana, real mature.

Jana listened to Zims little rant about how people didn't have enough hair and whatnot. Jana just rolled her organic eye and waited for his tirade to be over before commenting on the porcupine hair comment. Her hair was not like a porcupine! If anything, it was like that old man from that show, not a porcupine. Jana's mouth twitched before she answered. "At least I have hair!" she crossed her arms "All you have are those stupid little antenas, while I have my awesome hair~"

Lucky he was indeed that there was no water in it. Jana made up her mind that she wouldn't help him even if there were water. It would serve him right, for making fun of her hair!

"That pun was a wonderful pun!" she said, raising a fist into the air dramatically. Why can you not see the magnificents that is my ability to make puns?" she smirked, "And I doubt you could do any better~" Was that a challenging tone in her voice?

"One, SILENCE! Two, you're stupid! Three, stick that tongue out again and I shall rip it out!" Zim said, finger pointing right into her face. "THAT is a promise!"

When she insulted his antenna, he stepped back, mouth agape. He glared at her before smoothing his antenna out, an almost grooming move. He took his hands out of his antenna and they resumed their usual angry spot of laying flat against his head. "I would rather have MY LOVELY ANTENNA then those USELESS THINGS you call hair tentacles! What use do they have?! At least MY antenna can smell and hear!" He boasted.

"I see no magnificence in 'The bigger they are, the harder they fall!', its just so common and STUPID!" He said, arms crossed as he continued glaring at her. Although, that tone....she was CHALLENGING him! And Zim would answer that challenge and SQUASH her!

"I CAN do better! She who BARKS LOUDEST, barks last!" Zim cackled, as he ejected a pak leg and fired a laser, aimed at her mouth. "GET IT?! Cause you're loud!" Oh, it was on now.

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"You couldn't keep a promise to save your life!" she pointed dramatically at Zim. "And as for your antennae, you're just sayin' that cause you don't wanna admit to bein' jealous~" He thought his antennae was better just because it could smell and hear? Ha! That was a laugh. Everyone knew hair was awesome. She'd just have to tell him how awesome hair was.

"Well first of all hair-" but before she could finish she was cut off by Zim firing at her. Thankfully, she was able to jump out of the way just in time for the shot to hit the mirror behind her, shattering it.

"Now look what you did, Zim!" she shook her head, smirking at her challenge being answered. "You brake my heart!" with that stupid pun in mind, she threw a piece of the shattered glass at Zim.

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