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    Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:29 am

    ((Kekekee~))

    Judging from Jo's incredibly loud and ear numbing yelp of pain, and the speed with which she rolled off, he had to guess that his luck DID suck that much, and he had pinched one of Jo's poor breasts. He looked up at her from his position on the ground guiltily.

    "I'm sorry Jo-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH MY MATING PARTS AAAIIIYYYYEEEEEEE!!!" He curled up on his side immediately, waiting for the pain between his groin to ebb away. Oh TULIT, that was gonna hurt in the morning! And forever! "That's a weird way to say hello.....painful.....PAIN.....eeeeek...." He finally sat up a bit and squinted at Jo. He was beginning to think that that was NOT a greeting, but an attack of revenge for his pinch!

    "By the way, this is how we say hello on my Planet!" And with that, Kev kicked upwards, twice, attempting to kick Jo in the-you guessed it-FEMALE mating part.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:35 am

    Oh!

    Jo's eyes crossed at one of the kicks but she quickly managed to cover up with her hands. But pulsars if that hadn't hurt! She was going to have a nasty bruise down there! And then pee all weird... Eeeew. She snorted and wobbled, trying to fight back the tears. "Hmph! Hello to you, too, Kev!" She was going to get him back for that if her name wasn't Josephine Pistonne!

    Which it was.

    Standing back up and fixing her two index fingers the mechanic charged at Kev with a fearsome cry of battle that only a Raenok could love and she tried to poke his eyes.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:45 am

    Kev laughed triumphantly as Jo's eyes crossed, and he stood up, putting his hands on his hips proudly. Take that Jo, Miss Attack the Mating Parts! "Oh, hello!" Kev said with a small wave, before realizing that she was starting to attack yet AGAIN. TULSIT these women never stopped!

    She let out some weird type or roaring yell, sounding vaguely like a dying Cartiss, and Kev had been unable to avoid those fingers of hers. Each finger poked a separate eye, and Kev stepped back painfully. Now THAT, might have actually hurt MORE than the attack on his mating part. He rubbed at his eyes with a small whimper. One tiny break of the wall allowed him to see that his HP was extremely low. His energy was drained. His body...was sore. But he couldn't give up yet! Never give up, never surrender, unless the ones demanding surrender threatened you with death, it was the Code of the Coward!

    With a half hearted yell, Kev jumped forward and gave Jo's gut a punch, and gave her cheek, THE FACE ONE, a small pinch. It was all he could manage before, never say he didn't try!

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:54 am

    Blaaaargh, Kev pinched her face. Jo stared at the alien with dulled eyes and she knew how to handle this. Gripping Kev's shoulders the mechanic brought him close and gave him two innocent kisses to each check~! THE FACE ONES, TOO.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:02 am

    All Jo had done was kiss his cheeks, but the kisses had still drained more energy and Kev felt weak in the knees. He felt like he was on the brink of just collapsing! But again, he had to keep going, on the off chance that he might still win this! And knowing Jo, she wouldn't want him to just bend over and surrender.

    He let out a small 'Aah.' and gave a kick to each other Jo's shins.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:07 am

    Well, ow. Kev kicked her shins! After doing the one-legged hopping dance the mechanic settled down and grunted. Kick her, will he? No one kicked Jo! That was rude! And not to mention mean. Taking out her wrench the mechanic gave it a good twirl and proceeded to show Kev who was his daddy.

    "One for the kick to my shins!" Whack! "And two for the pinching of my breast!" Really hard whack!

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:14 am

    Kev managed to dodge the first swing of the wrench, but the second, apparently for her bruised breast, hit him square on the target. He resisted the urge to point out all the damage she'd inflicted onto him and just fell over, energy completely zapped, and exhausted. He laid there on his belly, more than a bit dazed.

    "Alright Jo...you win this round......." He conceded, resisting the urge to fall asleep then and there.
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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:16 am

    And to the spoils went the victor! Jo flipped her wrench once in her hand and pocketed it, stooping over to help pick Kev up. "C'mon, you little turkey." She cooed with a snicker at him. Wow, for being thin Kev was pretty solid! Must have been the boot-ready hide. Once she managed to ease him onto his feet the mechanic dusted him off and tried to shine his head, being careful to avoid pressing any bruises.

    "You okay, Kev?" Jo asked him, concerned for his well-being. "We got pretty intense there!"
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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:23 am

    Kev snickered at her calling him a turkey, getting back up with Jo's assistance. "What can I say, gobble gobble!" He stood up somewhat shakily, as Jo tried to shine his baldy, scaly head. He snickered again and nodded.

    "Oh, I'm okayish. Everything is a bit sore, but thats okay. And you're lucky I don't really need my mating parts little missy!" He said with a playful point, before tilting his head at her. "We DID get pretty into that fight, huh? How's your...you know." He asked awkwardly, gesturing at his own chest in a roundabout and somewhat subtle way of trying to tell her he meant her breasts.

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