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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by System on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:33 pm

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:48 pm

    (( ....Oh my god, Kev, you DIDN'T. YOU DID. *cackling like mad at this post* What's that saying? You can't rape the willing? Wow... that's kinda dirty! We're dirty sponges. ))

    "Oh, relax!" Jo rolled her eyes playfully at the spasming Kev and shook her head. Sure, Big Z had the tendency to go supernova when his temper reached critical, but it wasn't like the man was going to turn Kev into boots! Right...? Suddenly the mechanic frowned and wasn't entirely too sure. Hey, wait! "I'm not lactating! That's gross, Kev!" She'd only have milk from there if she was expecting. WHICH SHE WASN'T. Although... Jo glanced down at her belly and let it sag. She was kinda gaining a few pounds, huh.

    The mechanic was too busy flapping her hands upon her stomach to gauge its pudginess when Kev launched his ultimate attack of... ultimateness? Wow, spell check didn't even redline that! Legit!

    Jo let out a loud squeak when she felt Kev pinch her and she immediately blushed, suddenly feeling very violated. "OW! Did you just--KEV!" The mechanic rubbed her backside and pouted. Kev pinched her bruuka! Only Big Z was allowed to do that! "Never mind Zurg not knowing about it!" She picked up that big stick again and held it dangerously close to Kev's head.

    "I'll turn you into boots!" Remember that old Jo from when she first arrived? Yeah. This was the sequel. And with love~! She made sure to whack his bruuka good like an old maid with a wooden spoon. A big one.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:11 am

    ((You, my good hopefully a woman, are le dirty sponge!~ I am merely the dirty mirror, reflecting the dirty sponginess back. Or something. I lost track of where I was going with this xDDD))

    Not lactating? That was good! No udder-juice for him then! He snickered at her indignation about her pinching. Dohoho, didn't like that, eh Jojo?~ No pinchy pinchy for the bruuka?~ And for like the fifth time in this thread, Kev stopped snickering. Although this time, it was because Jo was holding the stick like a bat, and NOT looking amused. And then she threatened to turn him into boots!

    Angry female on the rampage! And before he could try to duck and cover appropriately, Jo gave him a stern WHACK on the bruuka!

    "AAAIIIIYYYEEEEE, MY BRUUKA! YOU BROKE IT!" Kev whined, rubbing the sore spot tenderly. Tulsit, that STUNG! He looked back at her and grabbed up yet another conveniently laid stick, and held it up like a bat as well. "Well then, I shall turn YOU into a nice furry scarf!" He laughed, before swinging that stick and striking her, not on the bruuka, but on those jigglin' jigglies. One thing was for certain: This fight thread had gotten somewhat weird. Not that this RPer is complaining, it's actually fun.~

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:26 am

    (( You lost me, that's for sure! All I got out of that was we're both dirty objects. XD ))

    Oh, no he le didn't. Jo wasn't about to let Kev smack her little lovelies! These were two native drums Kev just didn't get to beat. And she didn't care how many times he wanted to sing her the song of his people. Jo simply took the stick back once Kev had missed completely and she stuck her tongue out at him. "I would make a terrible scarf, and you know it. BOW BEFORE ME! AHAHAHAH!"

    Hey, those villain lessons with Big Z were paying off! And hopefully so would the solid smacks to Kev's own chest. See if he liked being beaten there! Such an awkward fight indeed~!

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:48 am

    ((Dohohoho, that sounds so amazingly dirty xDDDDD))

    After he missed, spectacularly, Jo snatched his stick away, and proceeded to yell and cackle. Oh, Zurg would be proud! But right now, Kev was just a TEENY bit scared. Yes, just a teensy weensy bit. Which was why he was shaking and eying her like she'd lost her damn mind.

    "OKAY OKAY, BOWING, BOWING!" Kev relented, getting to his knees, just in time for her to land two large smacks with the stick, into his chest. "FFFOOO! Oh TULSIT, my ORGANS!" Kevvy was getting his bruuka beat, and hard. Both literally and figuratively.

    Somewhat desperate, Kev reached forward, and tried to sweep her legs out from under her with his arms.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:52 am

    (( That it does! ))

    "Hah! I win!" But Jo had spoken too fast and Kev managed to snag his hand around one of her legs! Egad! Waving her arms Jo lost her balance and attempted to fall on the alien with the grace of a masked wrestler. BAM! That was a whole lotta woman on one little alien.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:59 am

    If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, it obviously makes a sound. But the question for this thread, is if a woman falls on an alien near a cave, and no one is around to hear it, does she make a sound? The answer is no, not really, but the alien underneath her sure does!

    Kev managed to simulatenously make a whimper and a yell, creating the new sound called a yimper, which sounded like "OoohhhhEEEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAA!" with a few alien curses thrown in, like 'Tulsit', 'Bruuka', and 'FRIGGLEFARGLESHIMINBOR!'. In short, Kev was in pain, and wiggling underneath of Jo's body, eager to free himself.

    Seeing no other alternative to get Jo off, Kev decided that pinching was needed again, and felt around for something that felt tender, and gave it two sharp pinches. Knowing his luck, it was probably an udder.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:09 am

    (( Oh, no... You... OH, NO! ))

    "Come again?" Jo asked at the last curse. Sounded an awful lot like FRIGGLEFARGLESHIMINBOR. So alien! But the mechanic's move had been her folly for right then and there... Kev had reached around and pinched one of her breasts. And hard. Jo was seeing stars.

    "OW!"

    The entire cave shook at her yelp of pain and the woman immediately rolled off Kev. He pinched her there! He pinched her there! Ohhhhh, that was low. Not wanting to be defeated or even outdone Jo rubbed her sore area and lifted up a boot over Kev's body. "This is how we say hello on Tradeworld!" Stomp. Kev would find two hard boot smashes to the groin as retaliation.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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