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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:05 am

    Ha-ha! Look at Kev flail no--Oof! Jo felt the punch connect that time and she nearly fell flat on her bruuka. Ow! How come this fun spar was turning into something a little violent? Maybe the wrench to his head had addled Kev's brains. Maybe. "Ooooow, you got me good there, Kev." She would chuckle but it felt sore to all of a sudden. Nice punch, actually. The mechanic saw the stick coming, though, and she ducked. And while she ducked she recalled something from her training sessions with a certain Evil Wizard.

    Jo swept her leg under Kev's own and she tried to finish up with a wobbly drop kick to his chest. Hey, she was no master!


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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:11 am

    Even though Jo had ducked his stick, he snickered and felt proud to have gotten his punch in. And from her reaction, it must have been a good hit! he finally made a good punch! Finally, the manly man was actually manly.
    But any further gloating or smugness was wiped from his brain when Jo swept her legs underneath of his, causing him to topple over, just in time to avoid a kick to the chest.

    "Eeep!" He 'eep'ed, as he fell head over heels somewhat painfully. Kev got back up dizzly and faced Jo again. A quick look around, and he re-found his stick, and gave Jo a tiny bump on the head, just a small one, and attempted to mimic her 'Leg sweeping' move back onto her, sweeping his own legs under hers.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:28 am

    Good hits, good hits! Jo was powerless to block the bump on the head and the sweep of her legs, the mechanic falling flat on her rear. "Ow! I need that!" She protested. But for what, she wasn't going to say~! She got back up to her feet before Kev could continue to beat her up and the woman held out her arms in an offensive stance. "Okay, manly man. Show me your moves! Gimme that stick!"

    The mechanic lashed out with her hands and yanked at Kev's stick, tugging it back and forth hoping it would bash him twice in the gut.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:07 pm

    ((I'm sorry Jo, postings gonna be a bit slow Dx My computer died.))

    Kev snickered as his attacks hit Jo, causing to fall on her bruuka. Kekeke, who's the turkey now, gobble gobble! "Oh, I know, you need your bruuka so Zurg has something to pinchy pinch~" He snickered, before blinking in surprise when Jo grabbed his stick and yanked on it, causing him to jab himself in the gut one. "Owie!" He protested with a whine.

    "You want the stick eh? Well, here you go!" Kev said, as he joined her in this yanking war, jabbing her a few times back.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:04 pm

    (( Oh, no! What are you going to do? Do you have a spare? I'm so sorry, Kev! It's fine, don't worry about the fight if you can't make it. I'll always post back no matter what! ))

    "Hey!" Jo puffed her cheeks (the ones on her face) at Kev's insinuation. No one pinched her bruuka! She dodged Kev's oncoming attack and gripped that stick hard. "If anyone is to do something to my bruuka it's gonna be the Evil Wizard and he's just going to massage it! Take that, you no-nosed, flat-breasted, mouth-lacking, awesome, very friendly, reptile-like alien, you!" And she meant that ridiculously long name with love! Lots of love.

    So much love she beat Kev upside the head twice with it.

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:59 pm

    ((I'm still able to get on my dad's computer, but only 4 days out of the week, since the other three, dad's kinda glued to it xDD and on the weekends I might be able to get on the CB, but I guess we'd have to see << but no matter what it takes, I'm gonna try to get on here! Damn addicting website~))

    Jo easily dodged his attacks, attack level back to Turkey, and snickered at Jo's protests. "You know, bruuka massaging isn't much better than bruuka pinching~" He snickered for a few more seconds before tilting his head and blinking in pure confusion at Jo's extremely long and somewhat flattering description. He ducked and bobbed his head as she tried thwacking him with it, before getting a tight handle on the stick.

    "One, I have a nose. Two, why would I have breasts? I'm male! And a reptile! The rest, you nailed me there, and thank you Jojo, you strong, assertive, loyal, stubborn human female!~" He meant that with love as well.~ He alway DID like how strong Jo could be, while still remaining kind to friends. Many females on his planet were both strong and aggressive, as well as ornery. A thing he loved about Portal Breach: Same strong females, but with better attitudes.

    And with that, Kev shoved the stick back into Jo's gut area a few more times. So much love, such painful love!~

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:42 am

    (( Finally, the last post of the night! That stinks, Kev. I really hope you can fix your computer. And I read how you don't have the funds. I would donate something to you but I don't have money, either! At least we can be poor in money but rich in spirit, right? That has to count for something, somewhere. Hope you can fix the problem! ))

    "It is, too!" Jo huffed, sticking her nose in the air a tad. She would love a good massage and she would take it anywhere she could! And especially from the Evil Wizard's hands, oho. Her brief pause to fantasize left her open and the mechanic was given a sharp jab to the gut. "Oof!" That hurt. So painful was love! Jo was going to get that little booger back.

    Recovering she rubbed her abdomen and thought up a brilliantly evil plan. So evil... Big Z would cover his eyes and weep at him losing his title. Evil Empress Jo? No? She liked Evil Emperor Jo better, actually. Wiggling her bust with her hands the mechanic slapped that awful stick aside and grasped Kev's head. "This is going to hurt you more than it will me, my scaly friend." She said in a serious tone. That was all the warning Kev would get as he was then plunged face-first into her bosom, the woman cackling like mad.

    "FEEL THE BURN, BABY! FEEL IT!"

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

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    Re: Third time's the charm! (Tag: Jo)

    Post by Kev on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:33 pm

    ((Thanks man~ I hope I can fix it too, somehow, not being on skype is KILLING me Dx And lol, this post gave me a hard time xD I kept trying to think of how to counter a boob attack, but anytime I tried countering, I felt like I was raping xD;))

    "How is it better, its still touching your bruuka! But with massaging it, he's kneading it like dough, while with pinching, its just a pinch!" Kev snickered even more at her protest. All snickering stopped though as Jo began to.....jiggle her jigglies. Was that was she was doing? Another blink told him that yes, she was using her hands to jiggle her jigglies. Jigglin' worse than fresh jell-o.

    And before he could blink and try processing this, she grabbed his head and PUSHED HIM INTO HER JIGGLIES. MILK SACKS EVERYWHERE, BOOB FLESH TOUCHING HIS FACE. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" He was feeling the burn alright. He had a random flashback to the first time they had met, in the Sanctuary, where she had done this same thing after he insisted she was a male. And THEN she-!

    He stopped that train of thought right there as he yanked his head back out from Jo's milky sacks of flesh. "JO! ARE YOU MAD?! IF ZURG FINDS OUT THAT I MOTORBOATED YOU LIKE THAT, HE'S GONNA MAKE ME INTO BOOTS! AND ALSO, YUCK! JDCHFJ YUUUCK! DID ANY MILK GET ON ME?! GET IT OFF!" He wiped at his face furiously with his cape, before turning back to Jo, a serious look on his face.

    "You shall PAY Jojo. Pay from the DEPTHS of your evil HEART!" He declared, although he gave Jo a small wink, to let her know he was just joking. And with that, he grabbed her by her waist, reached down to where her 'bruuka' was, and gave it two sharp pinches. He snickered for only a moment before giving Jo a significant look.

    "Zurg must NEVER know of this. I don't like being boots. It doesn't seem fun."

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