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[ADPT.] Barry Inactive Account


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 | Subject: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Fri 11 Mar - 23:37 | |
| It seemed like it was a good time to finally have another spar. Barry and Zippy would have little spars here and there, nothing serious, but always entertaining (hopefully) and random. They were both currently tied as it would seem, having two wins to their names and two losses, but this would change that. Barry didn't really care if he won or not, he just found it fun since Zippy didn't mind getting the fights, so long as he didn't use his weapons. So! Why not this time in the mountains?
What a horrible idea.
"There's still %#*&ing SNOW everywhere! Goddamnit!" he growled as Barry climbed up the slope that would show a nice, flat area of the mountain. The snow wasn't too deep, but it was obvious... and Barry did NOT like the snow. He wasn't a snow person. Even with his new armor, it made him feel old and tired. "Why'd we even agree to fighting in the fuckin' mountains when there's snow all over the goddamn place!" he barked again as he kicked the snow from his path and continued to climb, Zippy following behind him. "I'm gonna fuckin' move to a tropical island if this snow doesn't go away!"
Where there tropical islands on the Breach? "Almost to the top..." Barry growled, probably having Zippy cling to his shawl like a little kid. He didn't know, since he couldn't feel, after all. |
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[INACT.] Zippy Sokoll Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Fri 11 Mar - 23:53 | |
| God, what were they thinking fighting in the mountains? Not even halfway up, and Barry was already bitching about snow. "Oh, shut up I'll poke your bloodrune." What a cruel girl she could be, especially to the armor. She cracked her knuckles, twisting her bright armwarmers and buttoning her army coat. Zippy let out an annoyed breath of air, making her bangs flip up for a moment. "Move to a tropic island, and ya'd bitch about the sand. You just need to find a place built from concrete. Or live in a little bubble."
Oddly, she wasn't latched onto him today, though she did grab his shawl a few times when she started to slip. At the top, she looked around, kicking at the snow. "Well...nothing weird to throw up here, right?" Wait. This was being said to the guy who threw a MOUSE at her. He'd probably throw a F#%@ing deer this time. A buck, no less! |
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[ADPT.] Barry Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 0:36 | |
| Barry scrunched a bit of his faceplate at the poking of the bloodrune talk, but otherwise rolled his eyes and continued onwards up the snow covered path and getting closer to the clearing. "Bah! Sand wouldn't get in my armor! Not unless I rolled in it like a dog! I ain't a dog!" he growled... like one. That didn't help prove his point. "I ain't livin' in a bubble. Then I'd be even MORE of a freak!" Phft, Bubble Barry didn't sound very intimidating anyway! Who would run away from a serial killer in a bubble? Only mice. And maybe squirrels.
And just like that, they were finally on the clearing. A nice flat area with snow, but not enough to make it too hard to move around in. Very good choice, but the climb up was not fun. Barry was at least thankful for his lack of lungs and muscles. He'd breathe heavily and ache all over if he had them! It had a few trees, not too plain, but yes, it was bare. Barry gave an incredulous look at Zippy, "Oh ye of little faith. Whatever I can find, I can make a weapon!" he proudly stated as he kept his shawl on and dusted off his hands. "Let's start, ya?" Barry put his fists up, awaiting Zippy to attack first, be it with her hands, or with something from mother nature.
((250 HP each, 21-25 dice; Barry will not use AP, but Zippy can use her special moves on him, if she wishes.))
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[INACT.] Zippy Sokoll Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 0:54 | |
| Not a dog. RIGHT. Of course not! The only way he could get further from a dog was not biting her when he was eating-which, he can't do anyway-and not kicking when she rubbed his belly. Which, she wouldn't do, that'd be so weird. Though, bubble Barry made her giggle. That'd be funny. "Ya sure, Barry? I bet you'd have fun in a bubble!" Oh, that would so come back to bite her in the ass. Hopefully figuratively.
She blinked at Barry, trying to sound like Jesus now? Pfft, that man was a fake. ...it was him who said the whole 'ye of little faith' bull, right? "Yeah. Like mice and hot dog toppings." She shook her head, that poor, poor mouse. After a moment, she packed a bit of snow together, and threw it at his torso; even if he had that special stuff on his rune, he'd whine if it got in him.
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 0:54 | |
| The member ' Zippy Sokoll' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 22-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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[ADPT.] Barry Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:18 | |
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"I would not have fun in a bubble!" Barry did not find the image on him rolling helplessly in a bubble funny! Although, rolling over people made him chuckle, until he got hit in the torso with a snowball. And somehow it did 22 damage. What.
"... Oh I see." he squinted and glared at the girl for a few moments before turning around and packing some snow into a ball as well. Except, he added a pinecone. What? He was mean! And besides, pinecones weren't THAT rough. At least it wasn't a rock or brick, right?
"IF IT'S A WAR YA WANT, IT'S A WAR YA GET!" he exclaimed as if ready to fight to the death as he lunged the snowball towards her.
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:18 | |
| The member ' Barry' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 6-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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[INACT.] Zippy Sokoll Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:24 | |
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Zippy laughed at Barry, laughing so hard, she fell over. This is the only thing that kept the pinesnowball from hitting her. She rolled around the snow a bit, looking for something besides more snow to throw. Hey, here's some crocuses growing. How odd. She picked the pretty little purple flowers and shoved them into a snowball.
Yes. A PRETTY snowball for Barry! "Pfft, Barry! I have the upper-hand here, I'm used to snow!" |
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:24 | |
| The member ' Zippy Sokoll' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 13-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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[ADPT.] Barry Inactive Account


Posts: 603 Join date: 2010-04-12 Age: 125 Location: Butcher Shop or alleyways of the City... Level: 51
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:31 | |
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Snowball fight. Not what he expected, but he wasn't used to it and it seemed fun at least. "Well phft, STOP LAUGHIN'!" Barry crossed his arms and glared, clueless as to why she was even laughing to begin with! Unless she thought the war comment was f-FLOWERBALL.
Barry ducked from the pretty snowball and looked confused. "What was the point in making it pretty when it was just gonna get on my ugly mug?" he asked with a hint of sarcasm but moved away from her, as if leaving. But no, he wasn't leaving. He started to roll a small snowball on the ground and quickly made it grow bigger and bigger... until it was basketball size.
"Think fast!" and he passed the large snowball at Zippy. And no, there wasn't a squirrel in it. Honest.
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:31 | |
| The member ' Barry' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 2-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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[INACT.] Zippy Sokoll Inactive Account


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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:39 | |
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Aw, the flowerball missed. "It'd make you pretty, silly!" She giggled a bit, then stopped when he started walking away. "Heeey...oh...what the-"
ACK! GIANT SNOWBALL! Zippy flailed, only to find it was...soft snow? The squirrel that may or may not be in it broke it? Who knew, who knew. "Nnnnyeh!" She scrunched her nose, wiping the snow flurries off her face before running towards Barry. No snowball this time, just the good old cannon-ball Zippy. Ain't that fun? |
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:39 | |
| The member ' Zippy Sokoll' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 14-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:57 | |
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"I don't want to be pretty!" Barry growled and huffed, "I prefer bein' HORRIFYIN'! Or at least moderately terrifying!" or scary. He wasn't really scary to most people on here. He had gotten used to it, mostly preying on the people someway else, anyway. No point in trying to accomplish what you can't, right? Barry would've mentioned something about it, but instead, was rammed by Zippy as if she was a goat.
"... Zippo." He was at a loss for words. You'd think that with all the comments on her receiving brain damage, she wouldn't act like she already had it by running into a thing made of metal. But again, Barry said nothing and instead, picked her up and tossed her in to the snow elsewhere.
"I aughta call ya 'Zerpy'. Derpy and Zippo coming together into perfect harmony. It makes sense!" |
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 | Subject: Re: I Won't Throw You Off A Cliff, I Promise Sat 12 Mar - 1:57 | |
| The member ' Barry' has done the following action : Dice Rolls#1 'Attack/Heal (21-25)' : 5-------------------------------- #2 'Coin Flip' :  |
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