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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:59 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:20 pm

    The plasma hit their mark and forced the demon to relinquish his grip on his adversary's shoulder and sent him rolling back a few feet. Loud bangs and dings were heard as the bolts that held the plates together snapped and popped out of their holdings, leaving a trail of armor plates behind Prixlezub. The demon flared his temperature to a volcanic twenty-four-hundred degrees in order to burn out the terrible subzero ice. That cold feeling was going to be added to his list of hated attacks, right under guns. After a few moments of head shaking to get the feeling of cold out of his maw, Prixlezub returned his gaze to Zurg. Noticing he still was donning a good portion of his armor, whereas the demon prince was wearing nothing but the armor on his front legs.

    He was going to fix that.

    Prixlezub glanced around the scrapyard, looking for something that would be able to break open that armor easily. His gaze falling on a large car crusher that he saw earlier when entering the scrap yard. That should pop open that armor like a nutcracker would with a walnut.

    In a cloud of dust and molten slag, the demon launched forward to grab Zurg by the arm and tossed him into the car crusher, the thick metal teeth slamming down mercilessly on whatever happened to fall under them. Just like a machine does.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:56 pm

    Oh, now two could play this game.

    Zurg fell out of Prixlezub's volcanic maw and not a moment too soon. The Demon Prince was apparently peeved off to the point where he launched the Evil Emperor with his tail, and perhaps hopefully aiming for the car compactor. Well! Zurg was going to fix that little detail.

    In the middle of his alien HUD going haywire, the Evil Emperor managed to get his mind racing and start the rocket boots once again. Hey, he never got rid of those bad boys during the incineration! A spark came from both heels and he narrowly avoided being turned into a purple meat sandwich. Boy, that could have been very nasty...

    "It has come to my attention, Prixlezub, that you intend to finish me." Zurg shook a scolding finger from way up high in the air. He could take this with a pinch of salt, he could. "So I'm going to return the favour."

    Using most of the energy left for his weaponry, Zurg brought his palms together and the suit began to power up with a slow, increasing hum. A giant holographic reticule flashed in front of his extended arms and it was only a matter of time before whatever he was planning happened.

    A race against the clock for Prix!

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    ARC Cannon: Zurg will take three turns to fire a cannon strong enough to make the Demon Prince go weewee all the way home (not an insta-death move)--during this time he cannot attack!]
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:26 pm

    An irritated growl rumbled forth from the prince, seeing as his plan to use the car compactor as a giant nutcracker had failed terribly. The loud hum of the gun powering up however, brought him back to his senses and he noticed the gun. A VERY big gun at that. At the moment however, it was failing to shoot and the tyrant was not moving anywhere soon. A perfect time for the demon prince to start laying on some damage to his adversary. While Prixlezub most likely could not jump up high enough to hit Zurg, perhaps something else could.

    Prixlezub decided to best approach was to throw something to knock the alien from his high perch.

    Grabbing a few cars,and setting them on fire, robosaurus style, he made a few flaming projectiles out of the abandoned vehicles. The demon picked up two in his jaws and reared up, taking aim. With a flick of his horned head, he sent two flaming hoopdees in Zurg's direction

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:31 pm

    Flaming cars on FIRE! Oh, Cosmos!

    Zurg couldn't flail or dodge; he was rooted in place! The very armour he had used for protection was now his temporary prison, and the Evil Emperor could only grunt and grimace as the cars hit him dead on. One! Two! Two flaming cars! Ah-ah-ah! And they hurt, too!

    They at most nicked his once pristine battle suit, but he still prepared the charging. He couldn't do much, otherwise!

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:42 pm

    YES, FLAMING CARS ON FIRE! MUWAHAHAHA!*cough*

    Anyways, Prixlezub snarled as he saw the cars did not do much, and decided to be a little more specific in his aim. He picked up two more cars and hurtled them at Zurg's gun. This time the cars resembled an old SUV and a full-size pickup truck.

    Prixlezub watched the flying cars intently, hoping for them to hit their target.


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    Flaming car projectiles: 3/7
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:42 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:46 pm

    Hah! Again with the flaming cars!

    Zurg was able to dodge the the SUV by simply picking up his legs, but the pick-up truck? Not so much. That sucker hit the Evil Emperor square in the chest, and he was sent backwards a few meters. Thankfully his rocket boots still kept him afloat, but not for long. All energy was being diverted to his hands, and once this bad boy fired... there was no turning back.

    The tyrant tensed and continued to ripple with sparks of arcing energy, the weapon almost fully charged.

    [Prix may now use the lv. 21-25 die

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:04 pm

    The demon snarled as he saw the cars fail to knock Zurg down, and so he did the next best thing. The demon galloped around to a fairly large tower of cars and climbed it, his claws and feet melting the tower slightly, but he did not care. Prixlezub decided to best way to do this was by grabbing his enemy and literally pulling him down to his level. at the top of the tower, the demon crouched down, his hips wiggling like a cat about to pounce, and then he jumped.

    The demon had thrown himself at Zurg, maw agape and started biting at whatever he could get a hold of, more importantly biting that gun and crushing it before Zurg could fire it. Gravity would do the rest if he got hold of him. The demons jaws snapped at Zurg when he got close enough, the metal teeth clashing together and creating sparks from the friction. A spark of madness could be seen within the demon's flaming eyes as he soared though the air like a huge red tiger.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:04 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:13 pm

    Well, that was certainly different.

    Zurg almost didn't see Prixlezub coming--how could one miss a flaming inferno of smoke and muscle that weighed twenty tons? See, this was why Zurg was far-sighted. Anyway, he had caught hold of Prixlezub too late and the demon managed to consume his entire hands within that gaping maw of his. A bad move. The Evil Emperor let out a surprised cry and the sudden weight, tremendous as it was, sharply tore his body down. What was he doing!? Let's ask!

    "What are you doing!?" Zurg demanded frantically. By Prixlezub being here, the intended target, the cannon's blast would devastate them both! BOTH! And seeing as the Evil Emperor could not pry his hands away, they were stuck within Prixlezub's mouth! "I cannot stop the firing! You are too close, Demon Prince! Too close!"

    But it was too late. The moment Zurg tried to issue the abort command, the palm of his hands suddenly opened up with an intense, concentrated blast of energy and together, both demon and alien, they were lit up like the Fourth of July back in Portal City all those months ago.

    Would they survive...?

    [Backfire!: Because Prixlezub, the target, was too close the ARC cannon fired upon both the Demon Prince and Evil Emperor! Four die/coins with this attack, and it hurts against them both as a result to the close proximity!]
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:13 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:37 pm

    The demon at first grinned as his jaws clamped down on the gun and started falling back to earth, Zurg in tow. However, he gave a confused rumble when the purple dictator started yelling franticly about the gun and his proximity. And then the explosion, a great flash of light enveloping them both.

    ....But nothing happened.

    Prix blinked the lights out of his eyes, just to see the ground was not to far away, and he barrel-rolled onto his feet, landing with a loud 'boom', clouds of dust rolling up from the impact. As the dust cleared, Prix shook his head a little with a groan, wondering where his adversary went. Oh, right. He was still in his jaws.

    A wicked grin spread over Prixlezub's features as he looked down at his adversary and chuckled through his teeth. The demon was going to love this.

    With a quick flick of his head, the demon prince tossed Zurg into a wall of crushed cars, and decided to try out another gore. Clouds of molten glass and shrapnel flew from under his feet and hooves as he barreled towards Zurg at two-hundred miles an hour, his head lowered. The tines on his horns aimed to pierce whatever got in the charging demon's way.

    Prix:109/160
    Rear leg armor: DESTROYED
    Front leg armor: 74/100 ( 50 for each leg)
    Body armor: DESTROYED
    Head Armor: DESTROYED
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    Flaming car projectiles: 3/7
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    Prixlezub lowers his horns and attempts to impale his enemy on them, using both the frontal and side tines for damage. even if he can't impale them, they can suffer heavy blood loss and tetanus if part a tine breaks off in the opponent (3 coins for accuracy, 3 coins for damage: 1hit: Grazed 2 hit: Deep Puncture 3hit: Gored [If two dice hit, a bleed goes into effect, using one damage die per turn])


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