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    Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:18 am

    CAR IN THE FACE. the old scrap heap of a vehicle crunched into Prix's face, effectively dislodging the mask from around the demon, exposing his fairly unamused face. He batted the scarp-car out of his oath with a swipe of his claw, then wrinkled his bumper into a snarl, exposing his mouth full of fangs, and a little of the magma filled maw behind them. Either way, the demon looked pissed.

    A thick cloud of smoke rolled forth from Prixlezub's maw and grill as he lowered his head and pawed the ground with a hoof. The constantly burning flames that made up the demon's eyes staring down his opponent. Then with an audible snort and more flames flickering forth from his grill, the lunged forward, kicking up molten glass and slag as he galloped. The metal horns were lowered, ready to impale anyone foolish enough to not move out of the way, and behind them, a raging 20 tons of smoke and flame billowing demon bearing down on it's target.

    Prix:129/160
    Rear leg armor: DESTROYED
    Front leg armor: 100/100 ( 50 for each leg)
    Body armor: 100/100
    Head Armor: DESTROYED
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    Rotary Saw: DESTROYED

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    Armor takes 10% for laser/energy attacks, 20% for physical attacks

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    Prixlezub lowers his horns and attempts to impale his enemy on them, using both the frontal and side tines for damage. even if he can't impale them, they can suffer heavy blood loss and tetanus if part a tine breaks off in the opponent (3 coins for accuracy, 3 coins for damage: 1hit: Grazed 2 hit: Deep Puncture 3hit: Gored [If two dice hit, a bleed goes into effect, using one damage die per turn])


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:27 am

    Meanwhile, Zurg was laughing up a storm.

    "Ahahahah--say, what is that thudding..." Naturally this got him to cease his gremlin-like snickering and he noticed Prixlezub barreling--all twenty tons of him--at the Evil Emperor's location. "Hmm..." Oh, dear. This was going to hurt, wasn't it?

    Digging his heels into the hardened and sludgy earth, Zurg braced for impact and held out his hands, flexing the fingers. Was he mad!? Surely he would dodge or duck for cover! Ah, but this was Zurg we're talking about here. The resident Evil Emperor who isn't known for his sanity. He came down here to put on a good show, and by the Cosmos he was going to put on a good show! But what ever was he going to do with a charging, twenty ton demon of fire and muscle?

    Just as Prixlezub's hot breath was upon the tiny Evil Emperor, the demon's horns just meters away and closing, Zurg got an idea--as if he had one before, right? Where was Jo when you needed her. Anyway, the idea! The moment Prixlezub came close, time almost in slow-motion like they do in important scenes in movies, Zurg managed to get nicked by the horns while also grabbing onto them. And that's when he enacted his brilliant plan.

    "Alley-oop!"

    Zurg rolled backwards, working with Prixlezub's momentum and he pressed his heels into the demon's chin--if that was a chin--and watched the giant behemoth fly into a pile of junk.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:27 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:43 am

    A blur of metal and fire at first barreled along the ground, and then into the air...and then into a scrap heap after that. Oh joy. The demon landed front legs first as he tried to control his flight, obviously not used to someone actually being able to to toss him, well, except Megamind's robot, but that was a single event, and the blue alien was a coward in the demon's eyes. So to him, it did not count as much. Anyway, in an explosion of rage and fire, Prixlezub burst out of the heap of scrap and bellowed angrily.

    And with that same amount of fury, the partially armor clad demon leaped out of the scrap heap and onto his adversary, biting at Zurg's armor-clad stomach, those jaws getting to work at ripping the armor off his opponent to expose a weak-spot to focus on.

    Along with that, as if the bites weren't enough already, he reared up and stomped down on the emperor like an over sized Clydesdale, letting his weight and gravity do the work for him.


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:43 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:54 am

    Oh, bloody--!

    "Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, owowowowowow!" Zurg was literally powerless and immobilized as the Demon Prince started to tear at his armoured sides, the Evil Emperor futilely slapping the heated maw away. It did no good, but at least Zurg felt comfort in trying to save his own life. Things only looked up for the tyrant when Prixlezub started to dance on him. The 'I-Want-To-Stomp-Zurg-DEAD' dance.

    Hey, it seemed like a great dance so far. If you weren't Zurg, that is.

    At the receiving end of all this abuse lay Zurg, groaning and flattened into a crater. Thanks to Prixlezub, Zurg was going to be sore for a looooong time. Oh, well. More nights to spend with Jo, he supposed. Speaking of the mechanic, maybe she could work out the kinks in this stupid thing. He was picking up radio channels!

    "Alright... Prix." Zurg weakly muttered, rolling onto his chest and shakily getting up, the armour popping here and there. This wasn't covered in his warranty. "Now you're just going to lay on the HURT." Cracking his neck and spine, the Evil Emperor rounded his shoulders and pounded a fist into an awaiting palm.

    No more nice guy.

    He latched onto Prixlezub's face and yanked on that nose ring. HARD.

    [Thanks to that lovely assault, Prix may now use the lv. 16-20 die]


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:54 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:17 am

    After the biting and stomping attacks, the demon gracefully leaped away from his opponent with a grin, effectively getting out of the way of the nose-ring pulling. He pacing this way and that as his flaming eyes studied the battered opponent in front of him. The flickering white pupils were hard to read as they stared down the emperor, thinking of what to do next. He considered trying for another goring attack, but with the way they went last time, he had a feeling it was not the best of ideas. And his fire breath was out of the question. The possibilities for attack shrunk a little.

    Then he got an idea from a previous battle, more specifically, his battle with Dex. Ah yes, biting onto a prone limb and ramming the victim into something solid. The demon looked past his adversary and saw what looked to be a few rows of decrepit looking giant dump trucks. A perfect impromptu wall for his attack.

    With that, he leaped forward, lowering his head to butt into his adversary, snapping his jaws around whatever he could a hold of, then galloped at full speed, which was a fairly decent two-hundred miles an hour, and slammed into the wall of trucks full force, and head first.

    Prix:123/160
    Rear leg armor: DESTROYED
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    (2 die for the ramming because those trucks are huuuuuge)


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:31 am

    Clearly Prixlezub was beyond himself with fun. Why, just look at him galloping around... at two-hundred miles per hour speeds. Oh, and with a screaming intergalactic dictator upon his hood. Good times, good times.

    "Are you MAD!?" Zurg yelled over the roaring wind the charge produced, doing his fanciest footwork to avoid getting one stuck in the demon's chomping jaws. What was the Demon Prince trying to do, kill him!? Luckily the Evil Emperor saw the row of humongous trucks come his way and he got crafty. You don't survive a genocide and galactic police force by being dull!

    He leaped off of Prixlezub's face and rolled to the side, letting the Demon Prince collide into the trucks himself.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:51 am

    A low growl erupted from the demon's maw as he noticed his 'passenger' take his leave, leaving him to charge into the trucks. However, the demon was more agile than he seemed, quickly jumping over the trucks at the last possible second, clearing the rows of vehicles and landing on the other side, sliding in the dirt and metal. Prixlezub puffed black clouds of smoke from his grill, annoyed at how quick Zurg seemed to be despite the obvious lack of grace with the new armor he donned.

    Then he grinned, getting another idea in his car-like head.

    Climbing over the rows of trucks, effectively crushing and melting them under his feet in the process, he moved back towards his adversary and circled around again, swinging the meatier portion of his tail twice at Zurg's head, to try and discombobulate the alien dictator. Then quickly turned about and pounced upon Zurg like an over-sized tiger and mauled him in the shoulder, shaking his head and ripping at the armor to try and pop open a seam in the armor with those metal teeth of his, the magma drooling out of his maw probably was not helping the situation much either.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:59 am

    Oh, gross! Prixlezub drool!

    Zurg grimaced inside the helm, but demon cooties was the last of his worries. The demon's magma-like spit was much too close for comfort and the alien HUD began to sound off alarms from within the suit. Uh-oh, seemed the temperature was a wee bit hotter than it liked. And of course Prixlezub was every bit as merciless as he was known for. Zurg was seriously beginning to doubt his people's craft if they allowed someone like the Demon Prince of Automotive Hell to tear into this thing.

    And speaking of tears, Zurg's cape... RAAAAAGE!

    After being hit by Prix's tail, mauled, and then shaken like a babe Zurg was starting to take some wear, but he was far from out! Never count him out! Never!

    "You haven't won this yet, Prixlezub! I still have the upper hand!" Literally. The Evil Emperor concentrated on his right hand--the hand not fighting off Prix's magma slobber--and he commanded the plating to shift into an alien gun. Seemed akin to some kind of cannon or other... What did it do?

    Well, it was going to shoot Prixlezub in the face for one thing. Which it did.

    Zurg took one good aim, at close range, inside the demon's mouth and open-fired four shots of super-cool, condensed balls of arctic blue plasma.

    [Sustained Damage!: it is now 3 turns remaining

    Card-Carrying: Shots will count to Prix's body armour]

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