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    Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:06 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:35 pm

    A low chuckle escaped the demon's maw as he melted down and compacted the gun with his jaws, easily reducing the weapon to slag. However, that moment soon faded as Prixlezub noticed his claws rend through the robes to meet...more armor. He expected it really, what kind of an adversary would go into battle half armored anyway? The demon rumbled as he saw his adversary fly off to another location only to pull out ANOTHER gun! And just when he had gotten finished with destroying the first one. How irritating.

    The irritation, however continued when the saw-blades when blown off from his tail, the force of it snapping the bolts on the securing straps and sending the weapon flying into a scrap heap. The demon snarled as he saw his once new toy fly away from him, and with his lack of thumbs in this form, there was a high doubt that he was going to reattach the diabolical contraption if he ever found it. But Zurg was not safe yet, the tail blade was now exposed, and while it lacked the cutting ability of four man-sized saw blades, it could still cut three unarmored men in two with one swing. The sharp edge of the tail-blade glinted in what little sunlight there was as the demon flourished it and slammed it down onto an abandoned truck, slicing it neatly in two with a loud complaint from the truck's sheet metal. The reason? Just to show that he was not vulnerable without his toy. The blade slid out of the deep cut easily and swung behind it's owner, as if to keep timing.

    The demon puffed smoke from his grill, deciding it was time to play a little dirty in order to gain the upper hand. And with a destroyed section of armor and a missing saw-blade weapon, it seemed that he was in a bit of a disadvantage, even though he had his own natural weapons. Speaking of which...

    Prixlezub took in a deep breath, the smog and pollution in the air not causing him to gag at all, but simply combusted in small clouds of flame as he sucked in air. The red chest under the armor expanding outward, with the small plumes of flame combusting in his maw from the fairly greasy air, one would think he was charging up his fire-breath. However this was far from that. The demon let loose a terrible roar, like as if the earth itself was coming apart. A large shock-wave of sound erupted forth from the demon's fiery maw, shaking both the air and the ground as it traveled towards it's target, an inescapable wall of sound intimdating enough to make even the bravest warrior shake in his boots and run away.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:35 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:10 am

    Zurg had seen the demon gladly demonstrate what happened to those foolish enough to come into his tail's range, and the Evil Emperor made a note of it to avoid it at all costs. Like, no duh. However, he was hardly afraid himself, having faced far worse than an angry demon prince, and the tyrant wasn't about to turn face and run with his metaphorical tail between his legs.

    Of course, he also had not prepared for Prixlezub's little voice lesson, either. When he saw the demon rear his head and swallow the air, he had assumed the little scamp was going to blast out a heated jet of magma. He assumed wrong, alas.

    The Evil Emperor had steeled himself for defense, which was wise, but he had prepared for the wrong thing! The moment Prixlezub opened that gaping maw of his and no flames burst out, that was when Zurg realized his mistake all too late. Once again.

    The roar had come too fast, and he was momentarily stunned off his rocket heels.


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:36 am

    After a long roar, the demon's maw closed, then twisted into a terrible grin. His opponent was knocked off his feet, and exposed to attack thanks to that roar. Prixlezub trotted up to where his adversary had fallen, and stared down at him with a terrible grin. He was going to trya dn get rid of that gun again, but this time he decided to get a little more thorough with his methods. With a puff of smoke from his grill, the demon charged up his breath weapon, his maw at point blank range almost with his target as he stood over the evil emperor. The air around his maw waved and crackled with heat and embers, the flames of his breath licking out of his maw as he held it slightly open.

    Then he let loose.

    A torrent of fire hot enough to melt diamond erupted forth from the demon prince's maw, the flames roaring and crackling as they rolled through the air towards their downed target. And while the demon was aiming to melt down the second gun, he was most likely going to burn alot more than just the gun from the size of the flames that were leaping forth from his open maw.


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    Prixlezub breaths fire upon an opponent. The fire is hot enough to melt down diamond. (Three coins for accuracy and three die for damage: 1 hit: singed 2 hits: burned 3 hits: Incinerated.)
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:36 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:48 am

    So that's how he wanted to play, did he?

    Zurg, still dazed, watched the demon trot on over like he hadn't a care in the world and the Evil Emperor saw that crackling inferno of a maw spark open like a great big furnace. Guess he really wanted to roast him a la flambé. The Evil Emperor was slightly amused, and in that prone form he just felt his lips tug into a teeny, tiny frown.

    Bring it, baby!

    The fire consumed Zurg whole and he was no more.

    Or... was he?

    In the midst of that orange tidal wave, the heat charring the ground into glass, a silver hand slightly rose up from the ongoing blast and before the Demon Prince could tell when and how... something stirred from within the maelstrom. And then...

    BAM!

    There was a tremendous burst of energy seemingly from the eye of the storm and something cut right through Prixlezub's flames with a start, parting it like a stream. The only warning Prixlezub got before his inevitable wake up call was a crackle of energy to the metal muzzle.

    What happened?

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:48 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:10 am

    Waves of flame poured from his maw, enveloping his target ferociously and burning everything around it. He kept up the attack for a few moments, to make sure he had, in fact, melted down his enemy's armor and that nasty gun of his. Prixlezub hated guns with a passion, and usually went to all lengths to disarm his opponent of them. Then again, when your first fight ever involved a gun, and that gun shot out your eye, you would probably see where Prixlezub was coming from with his hatred of guns. However, he did not expect a silver hand to pop up out of the fury of fire. He growled confusedly through the fire pouring from his maw, and before he knew it, the finger touched him on the nose and sent the most god-awful current through his body, effectively cutting off the supply of flames with a howl from the demon prince.

    The demon snorted flames and recoiled from the attack, his head armor crackling with the electricity and zapping him in the process. The demon sat back on his heels from the attack, small arcs of electricity still jumping around his horns. The demon rumbled from not being able to see it coming, another irritation. However, he was not able to avenge the attack done on him, as he felt a little dizzy from the sudden burning current of electricity. Good thing the armor was there, or his brain might have been scrambled.

    or at least, more scrambled than it naturally was, the crazed demon.


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:24 am

    Hah, that'll teach him!

    Once the onslaught of fire stopped, the earth now cracked and glassed, a lone figure rose up from the rippling heatwave and soon... a plate of red, super-heated emerged, follow by the entire body.

    "My goodness! I thought we said no death! Or, did we not agree on that..." Sure enough, a new player emerged into the game, and it was certainly not the Evil Emperor. The figure was a man, the same height and weight, but instead of the usual purple robing he was instead encased in hard, tempered metal of unknown origins that this RPer had forgotten to draw at an earlier date. Pretend for a moment that this was suited for the being in question! His entire body was covered in these foreign plates, and as the air cooled the redness, the man's helm cascaded back revealing none other than the Evil Emperor himself.

    What?

    "Well, guess you receive a rare feat of honour, my dear!" Zurg was still the same flaunt, alien or no alien weaponry. "Few have made me call upon my intergalactic roots, and I, for one, am somewhat delighted that you are worthy to gaze upon me like this! Very delighted, indeed! But, you know what else is very delightful~?" He cooed at the dizzy demon, his heeled boots crunching against the unnatural glass as he walked towards the lumbering Prince.

    Zurg's face turned into a wide smile, and he divulged. "Beating you. Observe!"

    The metal cascaded over his face, the helm clicking shut with a cold metallic hiss, and he raced over towards the demon without hesitation. He was swift and concise in his attack, the demon's natural heat seemingly not hindering his movements, and the Evil Emperor delivered two swift kicks to Prixlezub's metal fencing protecting his evil, horned, on fire head! How's that for wearing heels?

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    X'yuurkthung Armour: Made from the hardest metal known to Zurg's people, x'yuurkthung is a very resilient substance. It can--temporarily--withstand Prixlezub's heat but only for so long. Every five turns the armour will begin to char, resulting in Prixlezub being able to use one die tier higher each succession.]
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:24 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:43 am

    The metal cage around the fiery headlamps crumpled, but still held against the onslaught of the kick. However, it still annoyed the demon and he snorted and shook his head, finally ridding himself of the static that clouded his metal-head earlier. Prixlezub got to his feet with a snarl and shooks the dust from his armor, staring down his opponent and pacing around to get his head back to reality. The demon circled around Zurg, thinking of how to combat the new armor. It certainly looked far more durable than what he usually wore and also he seemed to be fairly fast with his attacks with this new wardrobe as well.

    but was he fast enough to dodge the demon's tail-blade?

    And with that thought, the demon quickly pun and lashed out with his blade twice looking to cut the legs out from under his opponent. Then on a furthering thought, decided to punctuate it with a kick from those hooves on his hind legs. The large red bludgeoning feet kicking out like an enraged bull would after dismounting it's unwanted rider and going straight towards his adversary's purple head.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:43 am

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:51 am

    "HeEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

    Zurg was sent sprawling, even in his battle armour, and the Evil Emperor soon found himself slamming into a pile of junked cars himself. Crash! A random hubcap rolled away for emphasis.

    Ow...

    Clearly Zurg was not godly in this, and the groaning man rolled onto his side, crawling out of the debris groggily. Craters, he hadn't worked out in this for a long time, hadn't he? Why, even the system wasn't responding like it should! Giving his helm a good smack, Zurg got all the noise out and finally made sense of the alien HUD. Ohhh, that would explain why he wasn't fast enough to avoid the hooves! Hmph!

    "That was only a setback!" The Evil Emperor snorted confidently, getting back onto his own two feet. Seemed Prix still had some fight left in him, but his armour didn't!

    The Evil Emperor looked around him, thinking, and an idea formed within that evil mind of his. Picking up a used, beaten old car, Zurg hefted it high overhead and launched it at Prix's evil, battered face cage.

    "Lunch!"

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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