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    Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:58 am

    Clish! Clack. Clish! Clack.

    A giant magnet suddenly fell from the thick air of smog and smoke, and crashed down upon an old, abandoned automobile with a thunderous boom. Parts and glass flew everywhere as the decrepit machine was hauled away and dumped onto a stretching conveyor belt, the car hauled lifelessly away. Further yonder down, past a mile of piled refuse, loomed an eternally hungry set of teeth. And they gnashed, and gnashed, and gnashed. Crunch, went the washer machine. Crunch, went the stack of pipes. Gnash, gnash, gnash. And amidst the rising plumes of poison and decay was a set of glowing, red eyes... and they stayed there, fixed, as the lone car continued to travel down the belt and towards the ever-ravenous teeth.

    Perfect. This place was perfect.

    The Evil Emperor Zurg glanced all around, content with his choice of a battleground, and the plated tyrant simply kept his arms sternly crossed. He waited here, on this humble pile of car parts, and watched in silence as the magnet ceaselessly toiled away, dumping car after car onto the conveyor belt to and fro.

    This place was a junkyard, of course. The piles of trash and long-forgotten debris lay everywhere, even to the point the very ground was soggy with filth, and the sky was sickly and brown. Pillars of diesel fumes rose from the faulty pipes and the air was tarnished with toxins and disease. Yes, this place was just perfect.

    Zurg returned his gaze upon the lone car and with sheer sadism, he watched the teeth draw slowly up and come crashing down upon the car's final moments. CRUNCH! And thus, parts flew everywhere as the car's existence was ended in that moment, a condensed cube taking its place just like so many before it.

    Perfect.
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:26 pm

    Prixlezub loped into the scrapyard, donning his new armor, the dark gunmetal and bronze plating giving a dull luster in the smog filled air. The demon looked upon the scene of the cars getting picked up and smashed, puffing smoke through his grill and face-guard.

    Oh, I see how this is... He thought to himself, picking up on the whole, "cars getting destroyed" theme of the area.

    He saw Zurg waiting on a pile of parts and grinned, smacking the circular-saw on his tail blade on a nearby junk-car, the blades screaming to life and shredding the front end right off the old car. The demon laughed maliciously and grinned at his target, embers and ribbons of flame flickering out past the beast's metal teeth.

    At a glance, one might mistaken Prixlezub for a flaming locomotive of doom, and with any luck, the face guard would prevent his eyes from getting poked or shot out for once. The metal plating clattered and clanged as the demon moved through the piles of scrap, crushing and melting the various objects under his feet. Behind him, whatever did not get crushed or melted was quickly cut to pieces by the four rotary saws on his tail, the metal blades screaming and sending up hot sparks of scrap metal.

    And seeing as how Ava was the one who crafted the armor, it was most likely able to stand up to whatever Zurg threw at it.
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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:07 pm

    With a bulky rig like that, it was no wonder Prixlezub was such an easy target to spot. Even before the Evil Emperor could get sight of the rising steam left in the demon's wake the alien had heard the noisy clank and clink of the metallic chassis. So, that's what he had spent preparing on, eh? The Evil Emperor hardly budged, clearly not impressed with the display of brute strength, and he simply remained stern and unreadable.

    There was then suddenly clapping, and Zurg hailed his adversary respectfully--and if not a bit haughtily. "So good of you to join me, my dear Demon Prince." The tyrant's velvety voice rang throughout the midst of crushed cars and wailing gears. Zurg gave a small flourish of his hands and bowed mockingly, not once taking his glowering eyes off the demon.

    "I had thought you would seek more cowardly approaches before you... chose to confront me face to face."

    And it was here, in this talk, did Zurg thus take note of the special armour. "A custom job, I presume? My, it does look rather lovely. A bit archaic, but still lovely. A fine specimen of alien technology to be sure, but..." The Evil Emperor held up an amused pinkie, his crimson eyes appearing to twinkle at something malicious within that cruel, horned head of his. "You should know that there are higher aliens out there than the one who made you such... fancies." And it was here, in this talk, that Zurg did reveal a little secret:

    He was that alien.

    Not wanting to leave his higher ground and forsake his advantage Zurg spread his cloaked legs apart and flexed his fingers into fists and back, taking delight in the sensation his body felt. Ah, the eve of a battle. Never quite like anything else, was there? No, never quite like anything else. He would enjoy this. Enjoy it and savour the flavour when he split the very heated magma from Prixlezub's scorching body. No fancy set of armour and toys would deprive the Evil Emperor's sadistic desires. None.

    "Shall we begin? I do believe such talk bores us both."

    Zurg cut his dialogue short, fully knowing about the villain stereotype associated with such wind-bagginess. So, instead, he spread out his arms as if to challenge Portal-X himself. "By all means, my dear!" The madness evident in his eyes as he laughed. "Let us dance!"

    The Evil Emperor drew out his firearm, taking aim at the joints and any exposed cog-work of Prixlezub's new armour, and fired twice.

    Let. Us. DANCE!

    [Super Ability activated; Imposing Presence: Prixlezub must use one die tier lower (lv. 6-10) for the first five turns of attack--note, if a turn yields no attack it does not count for the first five turns.

    Card-Carrying: Whenever Zurg uses firearms, he gains +1 die to his attacks. Can only be used every three turns.

    All the More Satisfying: Die are not inverted*. If Prixlezub manages to down the Evil Emperor Zurg then the Demon Prince is awarded one level PLUS another four for a total of five levels. Godspeed. You're going to need it.

    *Gonna try and NOT make this a quick knock-out.]


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:07 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:08 pm

    The demon puffed flames through his grill at the small speech, choosing to look around the scrap yard, it being a new area and he wanted to see what could be used to his advantage. He felt his opponent was going to talk for a while, so there was plenty of time.

    He was wrong.

    He snarled at the shots that hit his armor, blasting the plating on his hind legs and undoing the bolts that held the armor together. The plates of metal fell to the ground with a metallic crash, exposing his hind legs. With a snral the demon charged at his enemy, looking to get in a gore. Prixlezub did not feel like exchanging words today, not when such a challenging battle was in front of him. He wanted all his focus on his enemy after that first attack. However, after that display of power, the demon was wondering if the fight was such a good idea after all.

    He charged forward, head lowered, the tines on his antler-like horns pointing at his enemy. Red hooves and claws pounded on the scrap-covered dirt, kicking up molten glass and slag as he thundered on. Prix's feet started to blurr as he neared 100 miles an hour, a little under his top speed, but still a fairly effective ramming speed for a creature his size. The ground thundered and shook with every quickening step, smoke and fire rolling from the demon's grill and maw, bringing the image of a demonic train of doom full circle.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:08 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:16 pm

    Boom! Zurg's first plasma volley hit its mark never truer, and the splash damage was more than enough to get that great, hulking demon riled up. Twisting his scowl into a clear smile, the Evil Emperor watched as Prixlezub's hind legs were exposed, and the evil alien could only lust after more.

    More, more, more!

    Even as the ground began to quake and the piles began to shake, the Evil Emperor stared down that raw, awesome demon in his crowning moment of anger. With those horns lowered, Zurg already knew what Prixlezub had sought to do. And like the magnificent bastard that he was, he simply... denied it. The Demon Prince would not have the satisfaction to impale him today.

    Activating his rocket boots at the last possible second--perhaps out of sheer spite--the Evil Emperor successfully managed to get away, his armour barely grazed. "Hahaha!" Zurg's voice cackled as he soared up and away, effortlessly strafing to the demon's exposed behind. "I do so enjoy our evenings together, Prixlezub, don't you?"

    He picked up his weapon again at the rhetorical question and fired directly at the demon's rotating saws.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:16 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:32 pm

    The horns missed their mark, barely, the 24-foot-tall demon crashing into a pile of scrap, old cars and junk tumbling over from the impact. He shook his horns of any scrap that had been punctured onto them and irritably puffed flames from his grill. Prixlezub looked behind him, his eyes burning like the pits of hell themselves, the white pupil dancing like a flickering torch-light. He saw Zurg pick up the weapon and quickly moved his tail out of the way of the blast that soon followed, the circular blades slicing cleanly through a stack of cars.

    Of course! the blades! Why hadn't he thought of it before? Especially when his target was in..such a convenient place for them as well.

    The demon's snarl turned into a maliciously toothy grin, and decided to test his new toy. He tilted his tail accordingly and swung twice at his adversary, the quad-blades screaming and shrieking as they sliced through the air and whatever had gotten in their way.

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:39 pm

    Well, can't say that was smart on Zurg's part. The moment he realized just how foolish his stance had been, it was too late. He narrowly avoided the first swing, but the second hit its mark and the Evil Emperor soon found his cape streaked; slashed and tattered.

    "My cape!" Ohhh, that really ticked Zurg off! The Evil Emperor momentarily paused to examine the damage, and he quickly snapped his infuriated gaze upon the demon. Prixlezub did that on purpose! Ooooh, that little demon was going to get a good smack bottom spanking!

    "Think you're so clever, do you..." The tyrant grumbled. No, he must remain calm. He was not going to lose his cool so early. But his cape! Why was it always the cape!? It was the saw blades he knew what to focus upon, and this time Zurg did not hold back. He trained his Zurgatronic Ion Cannon back upon the screaming teeth and squeezed the trigger.

    He couldn't do much if those blades weren't downed!

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Prixlezub on Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:09 pm

    The demon growled as he saw his attacks did not do much damage, only shredding Zurg's cape. Well, in any way, the emperor was now pissed from what he could tell. After all, the alien's gaze was fairly infuriated looking, but it did not scare the demon much, not after he could see that he was not indestructible. Prix;ezub swung his tail away from the first shot as it was fired off but the second shot hit the blades, damaging the engine on one and completely dislodging another one of the Lumber-mill sized, circular saws off it's axle, or whatever they were attached to. The blade popping off with a sharp 'ping!' and screaming off like a frisbee to bury itself in the grill of a disowned bus with a splash of metal sparks. Now only two of the blades were still screaming and spinning within their holdings.

    The demon snarled at the attack and turned, letting his tail lash out and slice apart yet another pile of scrap with the saw-blades. An ugly snarl wrinkled the bumper-like maw, showing off the shimmering metal teeth. The demon hated guns, and Zurg's blaster was no exception. He looked down at it in disdain before lunging forward with his maw agape, biting at Zurg's blaster twice in an attempt to grab and crush the device in his car-compactor strength jaws. Then he lashed out with a claw, aiming to rend the emperor's belly.


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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by System on Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:10 pm

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    Re: Worthless [Tag: Prixlezub, the Demon Prince of Automative Hell]

    Post by Zurg on Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:06 pm

    Let it be said that Zurg didn't like many things, and heat was one of them. The moment he felt Prixlezub's prickling inferno within his personal boundary the Evil Emperor relinquished his prized weapon without hesitation. That blasted demon! There went his blaster! Zurg watched it melt in silent wrath, but he made no indicator to mourn it.

    He was too busy fending off the demon's super-heated claws.

    The rake against his abdomen was tremendous, but fortunately the Evil Emperor wasn't as dainty or thin as he seemed. Once the purple cloth of his robe was seared away into mere ash, the claw sparked against something firm. It was his underarmour, the armour hidden beneath all his battle regalia, and Zurg winced as he felt it heat up in that instant. Knew he should have prepared something more fitting! Blast it all!

    "Not bad, not bad!" Even by being nearly burnt to a cinder Zurg wasn't going to lose face--not yet. Instead, he double-timed it back, using his rocket boots to hastily retreat to a safer location; and a cooler one, might he add. And once he was safe, he revealed yet another trick up his sleeve. Zurg was just filled with surprises. The gauntlet encasing his flesh and bone shifted into yet another firearm and Zurg resumed the fight as if nothing had stalled.

    "You'll have to do better than that, Prixlezub!" He taunted, the barrel of his weapon spinning and releasing a burst of crackling, lilac energy.

    Again, he fired twice, and let the pellets split within the air to streak at the remaining saw blades.

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