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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:27 am

    Kev made a small, whining noise as he collapsed on his knees, in pain. Oh dear sweet KREEMZAK, that never stopped getting painful. He looked up at Lacia, a small, pain-filled and pathetic look on his face, before his eyes narrowed. Ooh, someone was pissed.

    "Dirty eh? Is smashing your milkduds dirty enough for you?" He asked calmly, as he leaped at her and grasped each 'milkdud', giving them a TTT; Texas Titty Twister. He SQUEEZED and SPUN those milk sacks, cackling insanely.

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Guest on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:32 am

    That was painful, but far more horrible was the fact that Kev was a man. A disgusting, sweaty, smelly, stocky MAN! UGH! PUTRID! VILE! UUUUUUUUUUGH!

    "UNHAND THOSE!" Lacia yelled. She tackled Kev to the ground and mercilessly punched him.

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:36 am

    Kev yelped as she tackled him, although luckily he only got punched once. He slapped her in the face. "SO YOU GET TO KICK ME IN THE MATING PARTS, BUT I CAN'T TEAR UP YOUR MILK DUDS?!?!!??!?! THAT'S NOT FAAAIR!" He yelled, kicking her in the chest to get her off and sending a punch to her chin.

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Guest on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:40 am

    Lacia allowed herself to be kicked off, using that to get back to her feet. And there, she immediately rushed forward and stomped on Kev. She made the pass, turned around, and got ready. She waited for him to begin to get up, then ran, and went for a full on punt to his head.

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:46 am

    Kev got his bruuka beat. And beat hard. He got up from his spot where he'd landed after getting a nice punt to the head and sat on the ground angrily. Not only did he feel emasculated, but he'd been beaten in front of Leslie. That wasn't embarrassing at ALL.

    "Alright, you won, you frekil pahte cidal..." He grumbled, soon dissolving into his own tongue. Lacia and her badass fighting skills. Carrie and her stupid rules.

    "Carrie, before you say a THING about RULES, kindly shove it up your own bruuka. All three of you go and..rot or...something..." Someone was a sore, embarrassed, emasculated loser.
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Guest on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:50 am

    "Hm... maybe that was a little much with steel-toed boots." Lacia pondered, before going to check on Miya.

    "...now Kev." Carrie said, trying to hide her amusement. "You'll actually want to hear this one. Rule 5. Go into battle hoping to live and you surely shall not. Go into battle expecting to die and you will survive. You were hoping to win. You were trying. And like anyone giving a public speech will tell you, if you hope to not screw up, you will."

    "She taught us that every day." Miya said. "It works~... nice fight, Leslie~."
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:56 am

    He just glowered at the floor even more. "Didn't I tell you to shove it up your bruuka? I wasn't hoping to WIN, I was hoping to block and retaliate HER attacks. If ANYONE was trying to win, it was OBVIOUSLY her." He snapped, before turning to face her.

    "So, let me get your advice in order here: Whenever I go into a war again, don't try, and say to myself 'Alright, you are gonna die, no matter what, yay'? Yes, that will indeed keep me alive. Rest assured Carrie, I will not attack the next time I am in a battle! Nope, not this guy. Gonna hit me with lightning? Well, as much as I'd love to attack, I can't! Cause, you know, failing!~ So, yeah, not attacking someone, definitely going to keep me alive! The Genius that is you, its just....wow....thank you Carrie!" He said, even clapping his hands at her, as if impressed. He scoffed and rolled his eyes and resumed sulking.

    "Gonna get me KILLED, this woman...."
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Leslie O'Rinn on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:59 am

    Leslie ran over to Kev and squatted next to him. "Are you alright, a ghrá mo chroí?" She rubbed his back and kissed his cheek, not paying any attention to his grumpiness. Carefully, she looked him over, then kissed him again. As long as he was alright, she didn't care if he had won or lost. That was more important to her than anything else. "Come on, céadsearc. Let's get you home, you can relax by the creek."
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:08 am

    Kev turned to look at Leslie and instantly lost some of his grumpiness. She wasn't angry or ashamed of him..he nodded roughly and stood up, shaking his right hand a bit, the one that had gotten hit several times with Lacia's darn boots. "Yeah...I'm fine. A few burns, and I'm sore, but I'm fine..."

    He looked down a bit as he hugged her close, snuggling tightly. Even if she wasn't disappointed in him, he still felt pretty ashamed of himself. "I'm sorry I lost Leslie...but good job on your fight!" He added, giving her a few quick 'pecks' on her nose.
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Leslie O'Rinn on Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:21 am

    Leslie watched him shake his hand and frowned. At least he seemed fine, thank goodness. She took his hand and kissed it before he hugged her tightly. She smiled and hugged him back, nuzzling into his chest. "Don't be sorry, a ghrá! As long as you're fine! You tried your best." She nuzzled him, not telling him the 'milkduds' grabbing made her want to smack herself in the face. If it'd been any other guy, he probably would've been slapped rather than hugged. Luckily, she knew how much he just loved the female chest, so it didn't bother her at all. "Thanks, a rún. Are you ready?"
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    Re: Husband training (tag: Kev, Leslie)

    Post by Kev on Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:28 am

    Kev trilled happily as Leslie nuzzled into him, and he matched her movements, nuzzling close to her as well. He was feeling better already. He nuzzled his nose against her's happily. "Thanks!~" He said, as she told him that he'd tried his best.

    He nodded and nuzzled her again. "Yeah, I'm ready..." He said, before turning to the nekos. "...I gotta say, I learned nothing from this, except where a cup. But thank you for your time anyway!" He said, as he draped an arm around Leslie's shoulders.

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