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    Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:56 pm

    Oh, what had he done.

    "Uhhh....Well!" Great, now how was Zurg going to talk his way out of this one. Think fast, think fast. "I...think...that would be accurate, yes. She did create you, and you do get protective; she gets protective of you, as well. It's basically how you feel a bond between her that only you and Jo share. I think love is kind of like that way, and in a sense now that I think about it, you love her. You do. You love her like a mother, and she loves you like a child. This is love! Well, a different form of it..."

    Cosmos, Zurg was an Evil Emperor not a Love Guru or some philosophical ponderer. What had he gotten himself into?
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:01 pm

    Proxy contemplated the matter for several moments, looking down at his feet as he shuffled after Zurg. "Then the emotions I feel for Creator-Josephine are familial love," he said, recalling what Kev had told him. "But the way Kev-Mak-Tarr explained familial love and romantic love, they sounded very similar. It was quite confusing. What is the difference?" he asked curiously.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:05 pm

    "Well, for one...I'd hope that if you were in a romantic relationship, you wouldn't be related. That's another subject; one I won't go into." Ugh, incest was squicky. It gave Zurg just shivers thinking about it. But the robot did pose a good question, and it was one the Evil Emperor had to think. He wasn't one to normally delve into subjects like this; at least not openly.

    "Hmm, the difference...You know, I think it starts out as familial love, to be honest. You love the person like family, and then it becomes something...more. And from there you begin to show more things, more intimacy. Do you know what that is? Intimacy?" He asked the robot. "I take it Kev didn't explain the physical aspect, that sly, cat-loving dog."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:07 pm

    "...No, he didn't." Proxy's single eye blinked; he was starting to get confused again, but he hoped Zurg would be able to clear things up for him. "Then romantic love is when two people who are unrelated become intimate with each other?"
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:11 pm

    "Exactly! You're getting it! But..." Zurg held up a finger. "Intimacy is more than just physical; otherwise you'd be a no-good, womanizing scoundrel and that's bad. It has spiritual aspects, mental aspects, as well as the physical. To share a romantic relationship requires equal effort on both parts; a fifty-fifty split, as I'm fond to think of it. It's how I was raised. You begin to care for the person to the point where you are the person. And I don't mean being a stalker, no." The Evil Emperor shook a hand as well as his head.

    "I mean that you may feel united, yet separate; that you complement each other well."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:16 pm

    "Though you are questionable in morals, Zurg-Emperor, you are quite wise in the ways of love," Proxy finally decided. "What a curious notion indeed..."

    He handed over his pile of books to him so he could reach up to grasp another book on a higher shelf he had just spied. "I do believe that if you put your mind to it, you would make someone very happy."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:21 pm

    "Hmph, not so two-dimensional now, am I?" The Evil Emperor confidently smiled, too pleased with himself to even notice that he was carrying the robot's books momentarily. That was until Proxy stated something else.

    "Pfft, Proxy, you tease." He mumbled, huffing and looking away proudly with his non-existent nose into the air. "I do this naturally and without expecting a single thing back; besides faithfulness and caring."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:27 pm

    "As the other party would surely expect, is that not correct?" Proxy glanced down at the book in his hands titled Aladdin and the Forty Thieves. What a curious title. It was probably fiction and wouldn't help his search... but it had djinn in it. Perhaps it might be of use, after all.

    He put that on the pile in Zurg's arms. "But... I must admit, I still don't think I exactly comprehend the physical aspect to love. What kind of intimacy are we talking about?"
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:32 pm

    "This is correct, ye--OOF!" Yet another book was added to the pile and Zurg was starting to compete just to see the robot behind them. "What was that, you say? Physical? Well, if you must make me explain it vocally, intercourse. Er, which is only part of it. I think couples also do snuggling and holding of body parts. You know, spending time with each other."

    Cosmos! Why was he explaining this!?
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:38 pm

    "Ah, I see," Proxy said, fervently hoping Zurg would not launch into an explanation about a subject he had already read about and did not wish to know more about.

    "But what else is involved? What do you mean by holding other body parts and snuggling?" Holding body parts sounded rather macabre to the robot.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:41 pm

    "Not like holding their actual limb, silly. Come here, Proxy." Zurg set the books down upon a stool, and he took the robot's hand in his, holding it tenderly. "Since you're a bit dense, you need physical aid; I'm the same way, as they say. Now, see what I'm doing? I'm holding your hand. Couples do this. Now watch what else they do."

    He then proceeded to drag the robot off the shelf and back onto the floor, and wrapped Proxy's lumbering arm around his shoulder, nuzzling into the crook of the robot's chest and neck.

    "Snuggling~!" He smiled, batting his eyes playfully. "And they do this for hours."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:46 pm

    "...This is most peculiar, Zurg-Emperor." Proxy squirmed a bit, unsure whether he ought to push him away or ask him nicely to release him. He decided to go for the latter, for Jo's sake. "Can you please let go now? I think I have grasped the concept of snuggling and hand-holding..."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:48 pm

    ".....Yes, I understand, Proxy." The Evil Emperor sighed, releasing the robot and keeping his distance, rubbing his arms a bit. "She was right about one thing: it's not the same...And let's face it, Proxy, you're not very cuddly. But oh well~!" He spun on his heels and pranced off.

    "You understand the concept, hmm~?"
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:52 pm

    Proxy dusted himself off and stooped to retrieve his books. "She?" he asked. "As in Creator-Josephine?"

    He shuffled his weight from one foot to the other. "Yes, I understand the concept now," he said. "And if I did not have armor and I were 'cuddly', I would be quite useless," he hastened to point out.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:54 pm

    "Yes, Creator-Josephine..." He sighed again with a roll of his eyes. "Honestly, Proxy, why do you keep playing coy with me. I know your games." But the Evil Emperor shrugged it off with a flick of his wrist and walked around the shelf's corner, into another hall.

    "And I'm cuddly without my armour and useful! No excuse!" He shouted beyond it.

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