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    Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:35 pm

    "Oh yes, the pain of others is quite..." He bent in closer to whisper into the robot's main auditory sensors. "...satisfying." And even as he left the robot's personal space with a chuckle, he had to scowl at the 'dog' comment. What, did he have fur growing out the wazoo and a tail suddenly sprouting between his legs?

    "No need to worry about dogs and loyalty, my dear." The Evil Emperor cooed, rubbing his bottom lip, scheming. "Once you give them a taste, they just come back...yearning for you to be their master. Ahahaha...Mmmm..."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:43 pm

    "...Was that supposed to be intimidating?" Perhaps it was something that worked on organics, but it baffled the robot. He could hear just fine without Zurg having to draw closely to whisper. How peculiar.

    Oh, but Zurg's last comment took the cake. Proxy clutched the books tighter in his hands, creasing their covers. He wouldn't let that anger him, he wouldn't let that anger him... but then he thought up of a satisfying comeback and relaxed. "That must explain why you keep coming back to Creator-Josephine. You simply cannot get enough. A masochist, through and through." Though it didn't help that Jo was quite the sadist herself...
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:51 pm

    "Intimidating? Oh please, friends don't intimidate each other..." But Proxy's last statement--oh yes, that one--got the Evil Emperor to fidget and he stood up straight, teeth collapsed into a tight-fitting scowl.

    "Oh, Proxy, really...?" He snorted, dismissing a hand. "You think us like some teenage romance drama! I hurt her, she hurts me, we both don't like each other and be both keep coming back, savouring the bitter sweetness of refusal and anguish, blah blah blah. Puh-lease. I am two-hundred and fifty-three! That was like, sooo not in my upbringing. Just accept it, Proxy." Zurg sighed with a roll of his crimson eyes.

    "And so what if I'm a masochist and sadist! Everyone is in some shape or form! But, enough of that...That has no footing here." He clarified with a mumble, walking past the robot. "We are on equal terms, and as much as you think to hate it, that's the truth and it's not changing."

    Hah, check and mate.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:19 pm

    "I never said anything of the sort; do not jump to conclusions," Proxy chided, glancing through another book.

    "For you see, when I mentioned that you take pleasure in pain beforehand, I meant that you yourself were fascinated by pain upon your person, not that you or Creator-Josephine feed off of each other's personal anguish" he explained patiently, as if he were speaking to a child who did not understand their ABCs or 123s.

    "You must find it infuriating, to not be the center of her life because of me," he added smugly. "To have to share and accept that I am not inferior to you...." If Zurg could strike where it hurt than so could Proxy.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:35 pm

    Well, well, well; that personality chip was turning out to be a real gas.

    "Funny, I think I hear the Jo-Adian calling the Tigeri fat." Zurg glided away from the bookshelf he was currently fixating on, and he slowly left his narrowed eyes onto the robot. He was referring to how the robot thought that he was a bad person before even getting to know him. Didn't that fit the saying? Why, it fit it to the tee! But, again, he was going to be a good sport about it and he let it slide; for now, at least. There would be other opportunities to nail the robot where it hurt. Oh, there would be.

    "Ah, how patronizing..." The Evil Emperor did his best to keep from scowling, choosing to remain with that neutral face. "But before you get too smug on that high and mighty seat of yours...let me correct a few things. One, I get a bigger kick torturing people; it's what I do when they don't...listen. Two, Jo and I don't feed off each others personal anguish. In fact, we don't feed off of anything. A plate, maybe, but that's it."

    And as for the robot getting all uppity about who was inferior or not, Zurg had a reply to that, too.

    "If I thought you lesser, I wouldn't be down here trying to make nice. If you haven't noticed, I'd like to make Jo happy and at the same time keep from having tensions that would otherwise make for rather...awkward group dinners. See what I'm saying?" Of course the robot did; he was smart. Smart in all sense of the word. "Contrary to what you may have witnessed, I am not jealous that she cares for you. In fact, I'm actually happy. She speaks highly of you, and you are her pride and joy. I wouldn't even dream of harming someone so precious to her. Bet that boils your eggs, doesn't it. Sorry I don't fit the cookie-cutter stereotype of a villain."

    With the end note on that snippy conclusion, Zurg walked past the robot, a bit miffed and unsettled that Proxy still thought they were competing. While the Evil Emperor didn't like to lose, he also had a very short attention span and this was rapidly fading from his mind.

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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:09 am

    "...Apologies, Zurg-Emperor," Proxy said slowly, realizing he might have taken things a step too far. "I was merely trying to goad you again, wrongly."

    If what he was was true--which it probably was since it sounded something like Jo would do--then he ought to show Zurg the same understanding and courtesy. Though both he and Zurg probably didn't want to really accept the fact, they were on equal footing whether they liked it or not. On different level of equality, probably, but in a strange sort of sense they were equals--neighbors sharing the same space.

    "...Have you found anything interesting?" he asked, trying to change the subject.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:14 am

    The question was welcome, for once, and Zurg gave out a small shrug.

    "You seem to be studying up upon a fantastical race found on the planet Earth; a place I have often times heard of during the ventures of this world, but a place I have no concrete knowledge of." He turned to lean upon the shelf and cross his arms. "The books you have depict your quarry with outside information, not straight from the source. If you need to find the heart of what you seek, you need to travel to the religious section; the section farther in the bowels of the library. Shall we go, or do you want to take a few nanoseconds to reach consensus."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:19 am

    "I had been hoping to avoid the religious section, but if you think I will find more information there, then by all means, let us go," was Proxy's quick response. Nanoseconds to reach consensus... how stereotypical.
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:23 am

    And they were off!

    The Evil Emperor didn't waste much time, but he did stop to make small talk with a few other patrons, loving to know what was up and new with the world. He liked to be ahead of the game like that. It took but five minutes, accounting for the sheer volume of the library itself and because Zurg wanted to be funny and took them both to the fiction section at first instead of the actual destination.

    "Well, we're here!" He smiled, outstretching his hands in the direction of the lonely, darkened aisle. Talk about creepy. They had to go down that? No thanks.
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    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:27 am

    Proxy ventured inside, noting the dust lingering on the carpet and along the shelves and tomes of books. It was eerie, perhaps not to the robot, but he did wonder at the lack of proper lighting compared to other areas of the library.

    "What were you doing before?" he asked curiously, trying to make smalltalk as he scanned the titles. "Talking with all those other people, I mean."
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:30 am

    "Shooting the breeze, as they say." Zurg remarked, again casual as he took a few cautious steps past the mouth of the aisle, not sure he really wanted to be here. Eeesh, look at all this dust! Did you know what dust is!? It's skin! SKIN. Auuuuugh, he was going to bathe and scrub tonight. Vigourously.

    "It was menial talk; trying to get some news via the form of the earliest known way to communicate. That, and I like to know what's up. I'm rather nosy." He chuckled to himself.

    Oh, the...the Kama Sutra...? What was this?
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    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:42 am

    "Creator-Josephine did mention that, if briefly," Proxy said, pulling down a dusty tome. Paradise Lost? A curious read. He added that to the pile and moved on. "It's called 'gossip' if I am not mistaken, correct?"
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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:45 am

    "Pffft, oh, I'm sure she called it gossip..." Zurg flipped a page, curious, and watched as the book miraculously landed upon a rather colourful, and naughty picture.

    "ACK! CONGRESS OF A HORSE!?" He squeaked, turning a deep shade of purple as he rushed to close the awful book and jam it back into the shelf. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! This was human culture on Earth!? CULTURE!? He nearly had a panic attack!
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    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:55 am

    ".................What?" He went over to the shelf and pulled down the book Zurg had so hastily put back and read the title. What the cosmos did Kama Sutra--whatever that was--have to do with a congress? And what was a horse? Curious, he flipped it open and skimmed some random text.

    'When a man bites a woman forcibly, she should angrily do the same to him with double force. Thus a "point" should be returned with a "line of points", and a "line of points" with a "broken cloud", and if she be excessively chafed, she should at once begin a love quarrel with him. At such a time she should take hold of her lover by the hair, and bend his head down, and kiss his lower lip, and then, being intoxicated with love, she should shut her eyes and bite him in various places. Even by day, and in a place of public resort, when her lover shows her any mark that she may have inflicted on his body, she should smile at the sight of it, and turning her face as if she were going to chide him, she should show him with an angry look the marks on her own body that have been made by him. Thus if men and women act according to each other's liking, their love for each other will not be lessened even in one hundred years.'

    If he could have frowned, he would have. What did biting have to do with a congress? Not to mention this all sounded very, very strange... biting was a sign of affection? He flipped to another page and found a picture of two people in a tight embrace, the man's face pressed into the woman's chest, and read the caption beneath it.

    The biting, which consists of unequal risings in a circle, and which comes from the space between the teeth, is called the 'broken cloud'. This is impressed on the breasts.

    ".................What?" he repeated, dumbfounded. Was this not the religious section? He didn't know that biting was considered such a holy art... but that still didn't explain where a congress fit and what a horse was....


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    Re: Just a Little Play-Date~! ((Tag: Foxy Proxy))

    Post by Zurg on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:58 am

    "Yes, yes; JUST PUT THAT DOWN." Zurg snatched the book again and shoved it where the sun would--hopefully--never shine upon it. "Didn't Jo tell you that pornography will rot your processors out?" He snorted, still flushing.

    "Anyway...did you find anything before that...that....Oh, never mind! Did you find anything!?"

    Naughty, naughty book! Humans were disgusting!

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