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    Once More, With Feeling!

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by System on Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:18 pm

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Zurg on Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:24 pm

    In exhaustion, Zurg didn't have the reaction time to avoid two of the blaster shots and he felt them ping across his chest; the super-heated plasma splashing against his armour. Well, at least she was getting better with a gun, but her stealth could use some work. He felt her sneak attacks before he even saw them, and countered all three with perfectly-timed martial art moves of his own. He effortlessly side-stepped her attack to his knee, and he caught her wrist in the nick of time, snapping the blade clear off the hilt with his other hand like it was a toy.

    "Ah-ah-ah~!" He teased, shaking a finger into her face. "Can't be sneaky all the time, my dear~!" And to make things worse, he wrapped the remains of his cape around her arms and bound them together into a thick, sturdy knot. She looked much like a present, now!

    With a snicker, he left her to her own devices and just walked back to his discarded blaster, whistling as he began to get the settings ready.

    What? He liked to play a good game of cat and mouse, didn't he!?

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:36 pm

    Craters! He'd tied her up! Tied her up like a moozle fit for slaughter! And she couldn't even reach for her blaster now!

    She looked around the floor frantically and located her blood-stained knife, but it was still a few feet away. But then she remembered lesson three: even without weapons, she could still fight. Sliding her rump along the floor, she started to make for the knife, but kicked the two dumbbells that were nearby on the floor at Zurg, seeking to make him stumble and fall flat on his face.

    Using that as a distraction, she finally made it to the weapon, grabbing for the knife's hilt blindly, trying to cut herself loose before he decided he'd had enough of this game and shot at her for real, all the whole trying to ignore the throbbing pain in her leg; the knife had hit her right on the gap of her armor.

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Zurg on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:02 am

    And just as he was about to whip around and torch her butt, something had the nerve to roll right in front of him.

    "WHAT THE--" Was all he managed to say as he fell flat upon his face, the Evil Emperor toppling onto a weight rack and just making a bloody, awful mess. Weights rolled everywhere, and Zurg groaned as he sat back up, rubbing the top of his head. Uuuugh, this was going to become a splitting headache....! Of course, the moment he gained clarity, he saw Jo already free of his trap, and this got him mad.

    "Ohhhh, so you want to play dirty, do you..." He growled, wobbling back onto his feet as he wrenched up a benching bar with two 45 UMMUs on each side. "I'll show you dirty!" Zurg hollered, revving up the weighted bar behind him and tossing it at Jo like a pair of bolas; the weights making a sick, throbbing sound as they spun in the air towards her at ridiculous speeds.

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by System on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:02 am

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:10 am

    Jo didn't even have time to react as the bar smacked her full in the chest and sent her hurling to the ground, effectively pinning her as her back and head slammed onto the floor.

    She blinked dazedly, her head spinning, all of her senses disoriented, as she coughed weakly, barely able to breathe.

    Shakily, she gripped for the blaster still strapped at her hip, then shot at Zurg four times, hoping to stall him enough until she could free herself from the trap.

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Zurg on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 am

    Zurg dodged by igniting his rocket boots and skimming to the side with his feet just centimeters from the ground, the thrusters' creating sparks in the wake of his arc. He wasn't entirely successful, however, and Jo's shots him square in the chest yet again, the Evil Emperor staggering several steps widely, nearly losing balance.

    They were both tiring out at this rate!

    "Urp!" He squeaked, doubling over and trying to regain composure, his shoulders sagging from overexertion. "You...You're doing good!" He wheezed, holding up a shaky hand, still looking at the ground as he rested a hand upon his knee. Whew! Whew...Either he was out of shape or he was just tired! The Evil Emperor Zurg, losing to a human girl! No way! Nuh-uh! He was undefeated in combat, save for Lightyear! Undefeated! He even bested Arrow!

    Taking a breath, the Evil Emperor stood straight back up, and cracked his neck, rotating his shoulders to get back into the groove. He could do this, alright. Stamina had always been his strong suit!

    "You've done well, Jo, but I think your luck is about to run out, for you see...I'm still on my feet, and you, on your rear!" He cackled, gloating just like the good ol'e days. Bending down to pick up a bar, he waited for Jo to arise and get back into the fray.

    "Do you give up, my dear~? Or do you still want to be schooled in a lesson of pain."

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:34 am

    Jo's eyes flashed in determination, as she gritted her teeth together. She ached terribly, sore all over from her ordeal--this was her toughest fight yet after all the training she'd been through--but she wouldn't back down. Especially not from Zurg. She wasn't just some weak, pathetic human. She'd show him!

    "I'll show you pain," she snarled, finally speaking as she lashed out and kicked at his groin as hard as she could.

    While he was distracted, she exhaled and slid beneath the bar to free herself, leaping to her feet and assuming a martial arts fighting stance. Time to put some of Overcast's training into practice! She aimed a direct punch for Zurg's solar plexis, then aimed a roundhouse kick at Zurg's head, slamming the ball of her foot into the side of his head.
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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Zurg on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:49 am

    "Oof!" The kick to the groin wasn't terrible--Cosmos, he was armoured there, for craters sake--but the roundhouse kick to the head? That got him seeing stars, and his vision suddenly clouded into fields of white as he tried to keep his already waning balance.

    Not wanting to be undone, the Evil Emperor lifted the bar and gave Jo a swift whacking alongside her hip, knee, and of course, her crotch.

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:56 am

    Jo jumped out of the way of the swinging bar, but stumbled, the third whack hitting home. She felt a tingle between her legs, but thankfully, the armor had blocked most of the blow.

    She immediately grabbed the bar, but didn't remove it from his grip, instead shoving it back into his face in an attempt to hit him with his own weapon.

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    Re: Once More, With Feeling!

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