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    May The Best Robot Win

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Zurg on Thu May 13, 2010 6:49 pm

    Whatever it was that Jo's robot was trying to grasp slid away, back into the warm sand, and the terrain became still. It remained that way for several seconds, until the sand behind her robot started to tremble and shudder. A glint of dark-blue anterior plating peeked through, rising and sinking like a dorsal fin did in water.

    Kiiiik kikikiiiiiiiiik....

    FWOOSH! Another gold-tipped set of talons came up and made a swipe, easily disappearing into the sand after their assault, teasing and mocking the other robot's futile attempts.

    "Hahahaha!" Zurg cackled from afar, clearing enjoying this. "Your robot is too clumsy and dimwitted! Give up while you still can, my dear little Jo!"
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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 6:49 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu May 13, 2010 6:55 pm

    Jo merely smirked, her arms crossed across her chest. Oh, Zurg hadn't seen anything yet. He was in for a nasty surprise.

    Her robot quickly jerked out of the way, having been prepared for another attack; and as was in its programming, it was a learning robot. Instead of trying to fish the opponent out manually, it slammed the ground with two massive fists, causing the earth to tremor violently, in order to drive it our into the open.

    ((If Hit, Zurg's robot is revealed. If Miss, it's still somewhere underground.))
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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 6:55 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Zurg on Thu May 13, 2010 7:00 pm

    The slam was sudden, too sudden.

    With a sickening pop and an automated, mechanical hiss, something unnatural popped out from the arid sand. It landed, as it was programmed to, on its taloned appendages, and it huddled on all fours; crouched and coiled, ready to bound at any moment like a feline. It sidled to and fro, side by side, examining its prey.

    It could learn, too, and as it dug its claws into the sand, it made a terrible bound, a zig-zagging serpentine maneuver and lunged at its opponent's legwork.

    (( 50/50 ))
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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 7:00 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu May 13, 2010 7:08 pm

    "Vhreeeeeeeee!" The robot screeched and pulled back, away from the blue robot, its feet making large scars in the ground as it slid back and out of harm's way. It had struck it in the already injured leg. One more hit and it might give way.

    Making another series of whirs and clicks, it suddenly rushed headlong at its adversary with long lopes, then sprung into the air as it descended upon it from above, slamming into it with its large metallic fists, then grabbing its head and forcing it into the ground.


    (( 38/50 HP ))
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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 7:08 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Zurg on Thu May 13, 2010 7:11 pm

    There was no time to scurry away and hide, and the Scarab was supposedly crushed by Jo's much larger robot.

    CRUNCH!!

    "Foul! I cry foul!" Zurg heckled with a smile. Ohhhh, this was too much fun! Did she honestly think that a mere heavy foot was going to stop his robot!? Hardly, not his style!

    Kaaaaaak kiiiikikiikk kiiiiik!

    The Scarab quickly took control of the situation and dug its front talons, getting a grip. With a graceful, agile twist of its back, its rear talons latched onto the other robot's face and gave it a good swipe to the eye.

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 7:11 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu May 13, 2010 7:15 pm

    The robot swerved abruptly to the side when its adversary swiped at its optical sensors, and retaliated by grabbing its talons in a firm grip, then slamming the robot into the ground before spinning it around over its head and hurling it to the side.

    (( 38/50 HP ))


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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 7:15 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Zurg on Thu May 13, 2010 7:18 pm

    Ooooh, that didn't look good.

    Zurg winced as he watched her robot toss his around like a ragdoll, and he immediately grew upset. Well! She wanted to play like that did she!? Two can play at this game! TWO!

    And the Scarab evidently felt the same. With a mechanical, shrill hiss, the dark-blue robot rolled back onto all fours and literally tore itself into the sand, disappearing from sight as it sought out cover from the larger robot's merciless poundings. This time, however, it wasn't going for the stealthy kill and the sand parted wildly as it practically dove its way at the other robot.

    With a splash of sand, it leaped out and latched back onto the robot's single eye, swiping and scratching as best it could.

    It was aiming to pull it out.

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by System on Thu May 13, 2010 7:18 pm

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    Re: May The Best Robot Win

    Post by Jo Pistonne on Thu May 13, 2010 7:24 pm

    The Scarab's noisy and barely-concealed attack alerted Jo's robot before it could do any damage. Side-stepping it, allowing its talons to slip by its supposed face, the robot grabbed the offending talon and whirled the robot in a large arc before tossing it to the side, then descending upon it once more with a powerful burst of its hind legs, slamming into it headfirst.

    Jo, on the other hand, only grinned wider as she saw her robot, despite it being cute scrapheap, manage to hold its own with the shiny sleek Scarab. "What's the matter, Zurg?" she shouted. "Feeling the burn, yet?"

    (( 38/50 HP ))

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